Newborn in a Bottle
Ever think you suffer from too much sleep? That your nights are never really restless and that you might have too much energy? Would you like to change this immediately?
Boy, have I got a solution for you! Fresh from the aroma-scented boxes sitting on our shelves comes a new one-of-a-kind product for those who don’t suffer from sleep deprivation:


10 Comments, Comment or Ping
Mike
You are probably going to get the wackiest Google referrers from this ;)
Feb 19th, 2006
kartooner
Hah!
You’re probably right, and now, I’ll wait and suffer the consequences! I hadn’t thought of that prior to writing this but now that you mention it, in the words of Quantum Leap’s Dr. Sam Beckett, “Oh boy!”.
This was a less than informal announcement that Quinn, the newest addition to our family, was born!
Feb 19th, 2006
Shawn Grimes
Ha Ha! Congrats Erik! Great news man. I wish you and yours the best of luck and I hope that “bottle” eventually starts to rest a bit more ;)
Feb 19th, 2006
Jorgeq
Hah! Will these be available in a variety of fragrances….lol?
Feb 19th, 2006
kartooner
Shawn: Thanks! It’s a bit crazy around here right now trying to transition into parents of two instead of one. At least we’re still not outnumbered!
Jorgeq: Baby Mint, Newborn Vanilla and Candy Corn.
Feb 20th, 2006
Chris J. Davis
Woo hoo! I know I am a bit late to the party, but congrats Erik.
And yes, isn’t it great when they start sleeping 8 hours a night? I am looking forward to posts about the newest addition to the Kartooner compound… after you get some sleep of course.
Feb 25th, 2006
kartooner
Sleep? What’s that?
There’s actually some cool stuff planned for kartooner in the near future. It’s just that the baby needs to give me about 4-5 hours to get this party started.
Feb 25th, 2006
Grandpa Bud
True Irish / Norwegian / Mormon baby…..on a bottle of booze….your grandpa Sagen would be proud, as would Uncle Steve.
Good job,
Dad
Feb 25th, 2006
Liz
So how many people have hotlinked that so far? I promise I won’t put it on my blog…haha. I think it’s funny that the bottle is empty, I hope you didn’t drink it !
Feb 27th, 2006
trench
haha. I could use this. Can you get it on EBAY?
Feb 28th, 2006
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