Newborn in a Bottle

February 19, 2006

Ever think you suf­fer from too much sleep? That your nights are never really rest­less and that you might have too much energy? Would you like to change this immediately?

Boy, have I got a solu­tion for you! Fresh from the aroma-scented boxes sit­ting on our shelves comes a new one-of-a-kind prod­uct for those who don’t suf­fer from sleep deprivation:

 

10 comments

You are prob­a­bly going to get the wack­i­est Google refer­rers from this ;)

by Mike on February 19, 2006 at 1:36 pm. Reply #

Hah!

You’re prob­a­bly right, and now, I’ll wait and suf­fer the con­se­quences! I hadn’t thought of that prior to writ­ing this but now that you men­tion it, in the words of Quan­tum Leap’s Dr. Sam Beck­ett, “Oh boy!”.

This was a less than infor­mal announce­ment that Quinn, the newest addi­tion to our fam­ily, was born!

by kartooner on February 19, 2006 at 1:52 pm. Reply #

Ha Ha! Con­grats Erik! Great news man. I wish you and yours the best of luck and I hope that “bot­tle” even­tu­ally starts to rest a bit more ;)

by Shawn Grimes on February 19, 2006 at 2:40 pm. Reply #

Hah! Will these be avail­able in a vari­ety of fragrances.…lol?

by Jorgeq on February 19, 2006 at 7:58 pm. Reply #

Shawn: Thanks! It’s a bit crazy around here right now try­ing to tran­si­tion into par­ents of two instead of one. At least we’re still not outnumbered!

Jorgeq: Baby Mint, New­born Vanilla and Candy Corn.

by kartooner on February 20, 2006 at 11:38 am. Reply #

Woo hoo! I know I am a bit late to the party, but con­grats Erik.

And yes, isn’t it great when they start sleep­ing 8 hours a night? I am look­ing for­ward to posts about the newest addi­tion to the Kar­tooner com­pound… after you get some sleep of course.

by Chris J. Davis on February 25, 2006 at 11:19 am. Reply #

Sleep? What’s that?

There’s actu­ally some cool stuff planned for kar­tooner in the near future. It’s just that the baby needs to give me about 4–5 hours to get this party started.

by kartooner on February 25, 2006 at 12:02 pm. Reply #

True Irish / Nor­we­gian / Mor­mon baby.….on a bot­tle of booze.…your grandpa Sagen would be proud, as would Uncle Steve.

Good job,
Dad

by Grandpa Bud on February 25, 2006 at 11:36 pm. Reply #

So how many peo­ple have hotlinked that so far? I promise I won’t put it on my blog…haha. I think it’s funny that the bot­tle is empty, I hope you didn’t drink it !

by Liz on February 27, 2006 at 7:02 pm. Reply #

haha. I could use this. Can you get it on EBAY?

by trench on February 28, 2006 at 3:29 am. Reply #

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