Being a Model Driver

September 12, 2005

Vintage RideWhen you come across a stu­dent dri­ver, while dri­ving on a high­way or a city street, do you change your dri­ving habits in order to be the “model” cit­i­zen, or a good exam­ple for the per­son behind the wheel?

I’ve found that when I encounter a car with “Stu­dent Dri­ver” writ­ten on it, I’ll pause for a brief moment to think about whether I should actu­ally fol­low the law, at least in that moment or ignore the sit­u­a­tion and con­tinue the onslaught of rolling stops, sloppy lane changes and road rage out­bursts. If I’m not think­ing about that, I’m won­der­ing if the instruc­tor is using my dri­ving habits as an exam­ple of what not to do, for exam­ple, in my mind I can hear this imag­i­nary conversation:

Instruc­tor: (Points at my car) Yeah, see what he just did? Don’t do that. If you’re ever in a sit­u­a­tion where some­one almost clips you, just shrug it off.

Stu­dent Dri­ver: Wait, what did that guy do? (point­ing at me)

Instruc­tor: You didn’t see it? Geez, you need to really pay atten­tion when you’re dri­ving you know. Any­ways, that guy (looks in my direc­tion) screwed up his face, squeezed his wheel and sped up behind the per­son who almost clipped him. He’s not a model dri­ver by any means.

Stu­dent Dri­ver: No, I guess not.

Instruc­tor: In fact, just for­get I showed you that. I don’t want that guy’s bad habits to rub off on you. Hey, pay atten­tion to the road!

Speak­ing of which, have you ever made up imag­i­nary con­ver­sa­tions of your fel­low dri­vers? I do it all the time. 

15 comments

I think see­ing a “stu­dent dri­ver” is a “license” to drive bad. I believe that I must set an exam­ple of how a sloppy way to drive so he’ll know how not to drive. Only kid­din.. It doesn’t mat­ter to much due to the fact that when he gets his license he’s going to start dri­ving bad a cou­ple hours after. When I drive, I think of all the sto­ries peo­ple have when I’m dri­ving next to em, all their life expe­ri­ences etc… There must be alot in this world.

by Matt (brother) on September 12, 2005 at 12:07 pm. Reply #

Brother Matt: I know what you mean. It’s debat­able whether you should actu­ally fol­low the rules or break them just to stir the pot up a bit.

by kartooner on September 12, 2005 at 12:16 pm. Reply #

When­ever I see a stu­dent dri­ver or a “Learner” as we call them where I am from, I usu­ally try to dis­play the proper way of dri­ving as I was taught by my instruc­tor. Some­times I tend not to over­take them as I know what it felt like when peo­ple over­took me as a learner. I was usu­ally ner­vous and I am sure they feel the same way. I think peo­ple need to be a bit more patient with learn­ers as well.

by Yannick on September 12, 2005 at 1:04 pm. Reply #

Some­times I see those stu­dent dri­vers on the road and it reminds me of the hell I lived through when I was strug­gling to learn to drive (2 courses, 2 failed DMV (our local ver­sion of the DMV any­way) tests and 3 years later, I can say I’ve learned to be pretty con­fi­dent on the road. After a while –at least on my town– you get to learn rules are essen­tially made to be bro­ken, that hefty bribes solve pretty much any­thing, that cabs, trucks and buses are your worst ene­mies, and that he who thinks twice loses the much-prized only park­ing spot left. I’ve never been more proud of becom­ing the per­fect anti-example of a model dri­ver nowa­days :P

by beto on September 12, 2005 at 1:05 pm. Reply #

I point at them and laugh. Punks.

by Greg on September 12, 2005 at 1:28 pm. Reply #

Yan­nick: I think 90% of the time I’ll prac­tice safe dri­ving habits around stu­dent dri­vers (or learn­ers), but there’s that creep­ing 10% of the time when the lit­tle red man appears over my left shoul­der and pokes his rake (yes, my guy has a rake and not a pitch­fork) into the of my neck, whis­per­ing “Yes, ignore the ama­teur. Con­tinue your hijinks.”

beto: You failed it twice too? Here I thought I was among a small group of peo­ple who didn’t see eye-to-eye with the instruc­tor, nor the actual dri­ving process. I passed the writ­ten test just fine, it’s just the dri­ving por­tion that I wasn’t getting.

Greg: I bet you do. :) I’ll admit, I some­times snicker to myself as well.

by kartooner on September 12, 2005 at 1:39 pm. Reply #

Some­thing com­pletely dif­fer­ent. Where did you find that “old school” pic­ture. Look­ing for weeks now for that kinda images. Thnx.

by Sprons on September 13, 2005 at 3:00 am. Reply #

Sprons: I’ve got a repos­i­tory of var­i­ous stock pho­tos (and other images) that I’ve col­lected over the years.

Another good “egg hunt” tech­nique to use is Google Pho­tos, although you have to pay care­ful atten­tion as to whether or not the images you’re using are copy­righted or not.

by kartooner on September 13, 2005 at 8:29 am. Reply #

Kar­tooner: lol that was really funny. I think we need to knock the lit­tle red man off your shoul­der then. :)

by Yannick on September 13, 2005 at 1:16 pm. Reply #

I saw a stu­dent dri­ver the other day and he pretty much just stopped in front of me in the mid­dle of the road. So of course, I cut him off.

by Chris on September 13, 2005 at 3:03 pm. Reply #

I’ve tried to be a model dri­ver, but the flashes from all the cam­eras, and orders to look this way and to look that way, kept dis­tract­ing me.

by Matt Burris on September 13, 2005 at 3:25 pm. Reply #

Yan­nick: Believe me, I’ve tried numer­ous amounts of times and no mat­ter how much effort is exerted to ignore the lit­tle red man, he still some­times has an iron grip on my consciousness.

Chris: Hey, if that was your only course of action then so be it.

Matt: Sure. :)

by kartooner on September 13, 2005 at 4:40 pm. Reply #

Oh, I think I also honked.

by Chris on September 13, 2005 at 7:33 pm. Reply #

I like to pull along side of them and rev the engine and then peel out, swerv­ing all over the road while they watch, help­less to retal­i­ate with­out pos­si­bly fail­ing the class.

Or pull along­side and pump up the vol­ume while swig­ging hap­haz­ardly from an obscure bot­tle hid­den inside a paperbag leav­ing them to decide what the con­tents were.

by stefan on September 28, 2005 at 1:41 am. Reply #

Ste­fan: I think I like the sec­ond one for sure. I’ll have to jot that down for future usage.

by kartooner on September 28, 2005 at 1:40 pm. Reply #

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