Vintage RideWhen you come across a stu­dent dri­ver, while dri­ving on a high­way or a city street, do you change your dri­ving habits in order to be the “model” cit­i­zen, or a good exam­ple for the per­son behind the wheel?

I’ve found that when I encounter a car with “Stu­dent Dri­ver” writ­ten on it, I’ll pause for a brief moment to think about whether I should actu­ally fol­low the law, at least in that moment or ignore the sit­u­a­tion and con­tinue the onslaught of rolling stops, sloppy lane changes and road rage out­bursts. If I’m not think­ing about that, I’m won­der­ing if the instruc­tor is using my dri­ving habits as an exam­ple of what not to do, for exam­ple, in my mind I can hear this imag­i­nary conversation:

Instruc­tor: (Points at my car) Yeah, see what he just did? Don’t do that. If you’re ever in a sit­u­a­tion where some­one almost clips you, just shrug it off.

Stu­dent Dri­ver: Wait, what did that guy do? (point­ing at me)

Instruc­tor: You didn’t see it? Geez, you need to really pay atten­tion when you’re dri­ving you know. Any­ways, that guy (looks in my direc­tion) screwed up his face, squeezed his wheel and sped up behind the per­son who almost clipped him. He’s not a model dri­ver by any means.

Stu­dent Dri­ver: No, I guess not.

Instruc­tor: In fact, just for­get I showed you that. I don’t want that guy’s bad habits to rub off on you. Hey, pay atten­tion to the road!

Speak­ing of which, have you ever made up imag­i­nary con­ver­sa­tions of your fel­low dri­vers? I do it all the time.