Anyways,

“why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway”

My wife and I were just baffled at how the human body KNOWS how to create a baby. I mean, the building, the power, the energy, how it doubles in a week, etc… Its amazing.

Whats with the fascination with Red Bull. Its like people are crazy over it

I wonder how Annika Sorenstam, the best female player in the world, feels that she almost got beat by a 6 ft. 15 year old 10th grader (Michelle Wie) at the past major tournament for the LPGA.

What is orange (plus) yellow (divided by) blue?

if blue is the colour of my true loves eyes, then why does this chick next to me have brown eyes?

Horror movies likely use children’s music because it alone is very creepy. Some of them are about really creepy things, such as “Ring Around The Rosie”, which is about the symptoms of the plague that nearly wiped out Europe.

And George Jetson would lose pitifully.

What ever happened to man-eating potatoes?

If I were to lunch at an expensive restaurant, would they also give me a free KitKat for a short break later on the day?

Yellow stands to daggers as ox stands to what?