Odd Thoughts: Part Two

June 11, 2005

There are some posts through­out a blogger’s time­line that beg for revi­tal­iza­tion or per­haps, as in this case, a chance to revisit and expand upon. Around two months ago, Odd Thoughts was posted for one sim­ple and yet obvi­ous rea­son; for me, to share with you, a few thoughts that ram­ble and bounce along in my mind.

Some are quirky, oth­ers just down­right silly and implau­si­ble, yet as a whole they are a col­lec­tion of ran­dom spurts that to some might seem inco­her­ent or use­less in some capac­ity but to oth­ers are the key towards hap­pi­ness and con­tent­ment, a break from the per­ils of real­ity. To me, these thoughts, while not nec­es­sar­ily life chang­ing by any means, are still impor­tant to keep a sense of san­ity in a world where seri­ous­ness is abound.

Every­day we are faced with that per­son who we come across, whom at first glance, seems pouty or sour in some way. You know who I’m talk­ing about because these indi­vid­u­als always seem down-and-out, rest­less or grumpy. Our first gut reac­tion to this might be to either ignore the per­son in ques­tion or attempt to make them smile, to fill their mind with lyri­cal and hope­fully humor­ous non­sense that actu­ally serves a pur­pose; to enlighten their hid­den but whim­si­cal self.

Life is too seri­ous to not take a step back, breath in and laugh at your­self and laugh with oth­ers, it’s impor­tant to not only your own sense of mind but to oth­ers. Laugh­ter and humor is in fact con­ta­gious and for each per­son that smiles and shrugs off any feel­ing of despair­ity, solem­ness or begrudge­ful thoughts, will emerge from their shell and real­ize that life is much too short to for­get about what makes us feel good inside.

On that note, I’d like to share with you some addi­tional “Odd Thoughts” and if you’d like, please share some of your own or you could even answer a few.

If George Jet­son and Homer Simp­son were in a box­ing match, who would win?

If you woke up tomor­row and every­thing was made of clay, would you be afraid to shave?

Why isn’t there a jump rope made of licorice?

Why is children’s music (like the Itsy, Bitsy Spi­der) typ­i­cally used as creepy back­ground music in hor­ror movies?

Why do some peo­ple take care of grass as a plant when there’s plenty of it outside?

If paper can cut as eas­ily as it does, why hasn’t some­one come out with non-paper-cutting paper?

What would Orco (from He-Man) look like with­out his cape?

What did Tashi Sta­tion look like? Luke never got the chance to pick up some power converters.

If you could choose any movie to be mag­i­cally trans­ported into, what would you choose?

If Nig­gles are Noogles and Pas­tries are Grob­bles, what is a TiddlyWiki?

If tomor­row they rename Fire­fox to Fire­cow, would peo­ple still use it?

 

5 comments

If I put on a hat upside down, will my hair grow into my skull?

What ever hap­pened to man-eating potatoes?

If I were to lunch at an expen­sive restau­rant, would they also give me a free KitKat for a short break later on the day?

Yel­low stands to dag­gers as ox stands to what?

by Rob Mientjes on June 11, 2005 at 1:10 pm. Reply #

Toshis­ta­tion looked like this.

And George Jet­son would lose pitifully.

by Colin D. Devroe on June 11, 2005 at 1:16 pm. Reply #

If every­one in the world farted at once, what would happen?

Hor­ror movies likely use children’s music because it alone is very creepy. Some of them are about really creepy things, such as “Ring Around The Rosie”, which is about the symp­toms of the plague that nearly wiped out Europe.

by Aaron on June 12, 2005 at 5:53 pm. Reply #

Odd thoughts are right.

What is orange (plus) yel­low (divided by) blue?

if blue is the colour of my true loves eyes, then why does this chick next to me have brown eyes?

by Chris J. Davis on June 13, 2005 at 10:31 am. Reply #

First, I just down­loaded my first gra­vatar, so hope­fully it shows up here sooner or later.

Any­ways,

why do we park on a dri­ve­way, and drive on a parkway”

My wife and I were just baf­fled at how the human body KNOWS how to cre­ate a baby. I mean, the build­ing, the power, the energy, how it dou­bles in a week, etc… Its amazing.

Whats with the fas­ci­na­tion with Red Bull. Its like peo­ple are crazy over it

I won­der how Annika Soren­stam, the best female player in the world, feels that she almost got beat by a 6 ft. 15 year old 10th grader (Michelle Wie) at the past major tour­na­ment for the LPGA.

by Bryan on June 13, 2005 at 1:31 pm. Reply #

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