Wrath of the Keebler Elves

June 9, 2005

As a kid, I remem­ber the Kee­bler Elve’s com­mer­cials quite fondly. At the time I never really under­stood the con­nec­tion between the elves and Kee­bler, but I had no knowl­edge at that age of a key com­po­nent of mar­ket­ing and adver­tis­ing; branding.

Accord­ing to the Kee­bler Brands web site, the Kee­bler elves (includ­ing the main elf him­self, Ernie Kee­bler) are among the most rec­og­nized char­ac­ters in adver­tis­ing, right up there with Disney’s Mickey Mouse and Bud Light’s Spud MacKenzie.

The elves are sup­posed to sym­bol­ize ded­i­ca­tion, gen­eros­ity and good-naturedness as they work in a hol­low tree churn­ing out end­less amounts of Uncom­monly Good® prod­ucts, which include mainly snack items like cook­ies and crackers.

Paul David­son, author of Con­sumer Joe, recently blogged about whether or not it’d be bet­ter to be a Oompa Loompa or Kee­bler Elf;

Let me put it to you this way. Would you rather spend each and every day danc­ing around like a clown, singing songs for stuck-up chil­dren on a tour of your bosses’ choco­late facil­ity, con­stantly bend­ing at the knees (ouch, arthri­tis!), con­stantly hav­ing to wear weird flourescently-decorated striped M.C. Ham­mer stretch pants, and singing in rhyme… OR… Would you rather work in a nice lit­tle for­est, in a great house built into a tree (phat, baby!), and come up with great new and excit­ing ideas for cook­ies, crack­ers and other sweet treats which you, your­self, will always get credit for?

It breaks down this way. Would you rather be a slave or an entrepreneur?

It’s inter­est­ing how these lit­tle elves are per­me­nantly ingrained in our minds as “do good­ers”, the per­fect worker, tiny entre­pre­neurs who do one thing right; cre­at­ing sug­ary good­ness for sweet-toothed consumption.

I don’t know about you, but every time I pass by a Kee­bler pack­age sit­ting there on the shelf I often won­der if a Kee­bler elf might’ve acci­dently fallen in, wait­ing there for me to pur­chase the box so I can take him home and release him back into the wild to con­tinue his (or her) quest for snack good dominance. 

11 comments

I should sue the Kee­blers — cav­i­ties are their fault.

by Colin D. Devroe on June 9, 2005 at 11:27 am. Reply #

I’d be more wor­ried that they fell into the bat­ter. Hey, what’s this crunchy bit?

by Peter Flaschner on June 9, 2005 at 12:09 pm. Reply #

The Fudge Shoppe Choco­late Stripe cook­ies are the best. I just love when con­ver­sa­tions turn to food. Oh, and your mak­ing me crave junk food Erik. Thanks.

I can hear the seven dwarfs com­ing round the bend. Hi ho, hi ho…

by Mike on June 9, 2005 at 12:12 pm. Reply #

Heh! great arti­cle. Though I have to admit to never hav­ing heard of Kee­bler or their Elves!

by John Oxton on June 9, 2005 at 2:44 pm. Reply #

Today was sooooo not a good day to skip lunch. :|

by Adam Michela on June 9, 2005 at 4:15 pm. Reply #

Wasn’t Matt a Keb­bler Elf?????

by Dad on June 9, 2005 at 10:20 pm. Reply #

I’m think­ing that if a Kee­bler elf dropped out of the box, I might have a prob­lem. Some­thing about lit­tle peo­ple scur­ry­ing around that freaks me out. Insert your own Tom Cruise joke.

I was always root­ing for Gargamel to stomp on those Smurfs. And what about Chucky? Or that Gage kid that hid under the bed and stabbed old man Mun­ster in the leg.

Didn’t any­body else think that Darby O’Gill and the Lit­tle Peo­ple was Disney’s attempt at horror?

Cool new block­quote icon by the way.

by Greg on June 10, 2005 at 2:30 am. Reply #

Oh man, now I’m going to go around yelling “It’s the BANSHEE!” at every­one within range. I love Darby O’Gill…

Erik, what is with you and small forest-dwelling men?

by Max on June 10, 2005 at 9:41 am. Reply #

Hello! I would def­i­nitely not want to be a Kee­bler Elf. Check out my web­site, to find out why. I hate the Kee­bler Elves! My web­site is: http://www.freewebs.com/leprechaunworld

by Michael on July 14, 2005 at 11:45 pm. Reply #

In the mid­dle of the world we are spos 2 belive kee­bler evles make cookies?

by Babe on April 25, 2007 at 8:16 pm. Reply #

How about kee­bler elves in pol­i­tics? If you look closely I think War­ren Christo­pher, Joe Lieber­man and Paul Wol­fowitz resem­bles the human ver­sion of a kee­bler elf.

by Wired Nerve on June 12, 2007 at 7:57 am. Reply #

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