Wrath of the Keebler Elves
June 9, 2005
As a kid, I remember the Keebler Elve’s commercials quite fondly. At the time I never really understood the connection between the elves and Keebler, but I had no knowledge at that age of a key component of marketing and advertising; branding.
According to the Keebler Brands web site, the Keebler elves (including the main elf himself, Ernie Keebler) are among the most recognized characters in advertising, right up there with Disney’s Mickey Mouse and Bud Light’s Spud MacKenzie.
The elves are supposed to symbolize dedication, generosity and good-naturedness as they work in a hollow tree churning out endless amounts of Uncommonly Good® products, which include mainly snack items like cookies and crackers.
Paul Davidson, author of Consumer Joe, recently blogged about whether or not it’d be better to be a Oompa Loompa or Keebler Elf;
Let me put it to you this way. Would you rather spend each and every day dancing around like a clown, singing songs for stuck-up children on a tour of your bosses’ chocolate facility, constantly bending at the knees (ouch, arthritis!), constantly having to wear weird flourescently-decorated striped M.C. Hammer stretch pants, and singing in rhyme… OR… Would you rather work in a nice little forest, in a great house built into a tree (phat, baby!), and come up with great new and exciting ideas for cookies, crackers and other sweet treats which you, yourself, will always get credit for?
It breaks down this way. Would you rather be a slave or an entrepreneur?
It’s interesting how these little elves are permenantly ingrained in our minds as “do gooders”, the perfect worker, tiny entrepreneurs who do one thing right; creating sugary goodness for sweet-toothed consumption.
I don’t know about you, but every time I pass by a Keebler package sitting there on the shelf I often wonder if a Keebler elf might’ve accidently fallen in, waiting there for me to purchase the box so I can take him home and release him back into the wild to continue his (or her) quest for snack good dominance.

11 comments
I should sue the Keeblers — cavities are their fault.
by Colin D. Devroe on June 9, 2005 at 11:27 am. #
I’d be more worried that they fell into the batter. Hey, what’s this crunchy bit?
by Peter Flaschner on June 9, 2005 at 12:09 pm. #
The Fudge Shoppe Chocolate Stripe cookies are the best. I just love when conversations turn to food. Oh, and your making me crave junk food Erik. Thanks.
I can hear the seven dwarfs coming round the bend. Hi ho, hi ho…
by Mike on June 9, 2005 at 12:12 pm. #
Heh! great article. Though I have to admit to never having heard of Keebler or their Elves!
by John Oxton on June 9, 2005 at 2:44 pm. #
Today was sooooo not a good day to skip lunch.
by Adam Michela on June 9, 2005 at 4:15 pm. #
Wasn’t Matt a Kebbler Elf?????
by Dad on June 9, 2005 at 10:20 pm. #
I’m thinking that if a Keebler elf dropped out of the box, I might have a problem. Something about little people scurrying around that freaks me out. Insert your own Tom Cruise joke.
I was always rooting for Gargamel to stomp on those Smurfs. And what about Chucky? Or that Gage kid that hid under the bed and stabbed old man Munster in the leg.
Didn’t anybody else think that Darby O’Gill and the Little People was Disney’s attempt at horror?
Cool new blockquote icon by the way.
by Greg on June 10, 2005 at 2:30 am. #
Oh man, now I’m going to go around yelling “It’s the BANSHEE!” at everyone within range. I love Darby O’Gill…
Erik, what is with you and small forest-dwelling men?
by Max on June 10, 2005 at 9:41 am. #
Hello! I would definitely not want to be a Keebler Elf. Check out my website, to find out why. I hate the Keebler Elves! My website is: http://www.freewebs.com/leprechaunworld
by Michael on July 14, 2005 at 11:45 pm. #
In the middle of the world we are spos 2 belive keebler evles make cookies?
by Babe on April 25, 2007 at 8:16 pm. #
How about keebler elves in politics? If you look closely I think Warren Christopher, Joe Lieberman and Paul Wolfowitz resembles the human version of a keebler elf.
by Wired Nerve on June 12, 2007 at 7:57 am. #