Ever notice when you have a head cold, like I do now, that everything seems out of balance? This sense of instability is attributed to equilibrium, defined as a “condition in which all acting influences are canceled by others, resulting in a stable, balanced, or unchanging system.” It also makes everything seem as if you’re an inhabitant of Wonderland. I’m expecting that any moment now a white rabbit will clumsily hop in front of me, waving his pocket watch exclaiming, “I’m late! I’m late!”.
When I was younger and to this day I’ll usually lie on the couch, when I can find a peaceful moment, and just stare at the ceiling. If I concentrate on the ceiling long enough, it will suddenly warp and roll as if it were made of taffy, expanding and snapping back to its previous form. If I listen to music, the tune will permeate into my thoughts and sometimes I’m left with an endless repetition of that tune in my mind. Believe me, I love music but not when it takes over and becomes a fixture in my mind. I’d only allow that to happen if it were a theme song, my own personal theme song, as I strolled the streets waving to passerbyers, offering high fives and thumbs up gestures.
Taking all of this into account, I rather like the definition of sickness which describes it as a malady, which further defines itself as “the malady of discontent”. It has a certain ring to it and certainly describes my condition at the moment. I feel as if I’m falling down the rabbit hole; past reversed mirrors, cackling chia pets and giant googly eyes.
How about you? What happens when you’re inflicted with the “common head cold”?
I get up and get dressed. I don’t feel as bad when I’m dressed for some reason.
First off I sympathize with you kartooner. I hope your health improves in a timely manner. Two weeks ago I had the flu. Not fun.
When I get sick my ears always plug up, leading to dizziness and nausea. For days everyone sounds like Charlie Brown’s teacher, Mrs. Donovan. “Wa waaa wa wa.”
It’s been a while since I had a cold that bad (I’ve been careful to have yearly influenza shots ever since), however it is when you are like that and cannot leave the job when it sucks the most, since the only place you crave to be when you are like that is your bed, yet still have to act and work like nothing happened. Which, let’s face it, doesn’t go what way ever.
It is when I get forced to stop due to a cold or whatever when I realize how much of an (over)achiever I pretend to be.
Man, those yearly flu shots are scary (miss a year and the flu comes with a vengeance).
As for what I do when I have a cold, there’s an awesome product out there called Emer’gen-C. 1000mg of vitamin C in a wonderful fizzy drink. Take a couple of those a day when you first feel a cold coming on. Knocks it out quick. And the great thing about vitamin C, what your body doesn’t need gets flushed out, so no worries.
I consume large amounts of vitamin C tablets, drink Vitamin C enriched drinks and feel sorry for myself. That usually makes me feel a little better. :)
Max: That might work for you, but I just tried it and yeah, I still feel the same. :)
Mike: Mrs. Donovan, hah! I had a similiar experience occur to me in high school and the teacher (Mrs. Baylor) thought I was fibbing about the whole thing.
Beto: Usually I’ll call off sick when I’m feeling like this, however this week I can’t because I already took a half day to watch my daughter when we couldn’t find a babysitter.
Kenneth: Thanks for the suggestion. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that product but I’ll look for it the next time I’m browsing the supermarket for remedies.
Nathan: I’m wallowing in self pity as I type this. :)
Stay home, get some rest…and screw going to work. Don’t give the flu / cold to your cold workers. Also, in the long run employers could care less and forget even more.
Oh…and come fish the Sierras.
… A cold is the worse — allergies also suck.