A Clone of Several People
In the past 10 or 12 years random strangers have mentioned to me in passing conversation, “You remind me of my boss or my friend who lives in such and such town, down by the river.” The first few times this happened, whether it be at a local Blockbuster or in a supermarket aisle, I would simply shrug it off as mere coincidence. However, after several encounters with people mentioning that I look like someone they know I’ve come to realize that I’m either a clone of several people or they are clones of me.
Just the other day a co-worker shared with me that I looked strikingly similiar to her previous boss and then she added, “That’s a good thing.” What could I do but smile and breath a sigh of relief that even though I somehow resemble her ex-boss, fear not, for it’s a “good thing”. A few years ago, after returning a late rental to Blockbuster, the guy behind the counter stops me from walking out the door saying, “Hey man, long time no see. Did you ever rent that movie? What was it called? The Game? Yeah man, The Game.”
Likewise, a similiar situation occurred when I was using the escalator at Barnes & Nobles. As I was making my way up to the non-fiction aisle a guy behind me pokes me in the side and says, “Dude, did you ever get your muffler replaced?”. I turned around and he smiled and said “Oh wow, you look just like my brother’s friend. Sorry dude, I thought you were someone else. My bad.”
Whether I’m shuffling through my luggage at the airport or buying an ice cream cone at Baskin & Robbins this “You remind me of..” occurence happens about 70-80% of the time and it’s at no fault to the stranger or casual aquaintance. Afterall, I’m a clone of several people or they are clones of me.
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Colin D. Devroe
My take? Your face changes shape depending on the desires of those in your company. You look like whatever they want you to look like. You are all things to all people.
Mar 2nd, 2005
gpshewan
You would’ve made a great spy then back in the Cold War days…or could it have proved your downfall…
“Hey Sergey! Long time no se…wait a minute! You’re not Sergey! Capitalist Scum…”
“Damn”
I take pride that photos of me never actually look like me. The number of times somebody has said ‘But that doesn’t look like you..’
Now talk about good spy material there…
Mar 2nd, 2005
Gerry
I am looking for a guy that looks just like you. Have you seen her?
Mar 2nd, 2005
Loan Shark
You look like a guy that owes me money.
Mar 2nd, 2005
Charlie
Girls keep telling my I look like an ex-boyfriend of theirs. It’s hard to get a date when you are perpetually guilty by association.
Mar 2nd, 2005
Dad
No clone, I was there when you were born…now about your mother and the several different mailmen??? ha, ha…sort of funny.
Mar 3rd, 2005
kartooner
I think this curse will test the sands of time and eventually I’ll just disappear and reappear like Elvis.
Mar 10th, 2005
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