A Clone of Several People

March 2, 2005

ClonesIn the past 10 or 12 years ran­dom strangers have men­tioned to me in pass­ing con­ver­sa­tion, “You remind me of my boss or my friend who lives in such and such town, down by the river.” The first few times this hap­pened, whether it be at a local Block­buster or in a super­mar­ket aisle, I would sim­ply shrug it off as mere coin­ci­dence. How­ever, after sev­eral encoun­ters with peo­ple men­tion­ing that I look like some­one they know I’ve come to real­ize that I’m either a clone of sev­eral peo­ple or they are clones of me.

Just the other day a co-worker shared with me that I looked strik­ingly sim­il­iar to her pre­vi­ous boss and then she added, “That’s a good thing.” What could I do but smile and breath a sigh of relief that even though I some­how resem­ble her ex-boss, fear not, for it’s a “good thing”. A few years ago, after return­ing a late rental to Block­buster, the guy behind the counter stops me from walk­ing out the door say­ing, “Hey man, long time no see. Did you ever rent that movie? What was it called? The Game? Yeah man, The Game.

Like­wise, a sim­il­iar sit­u­a­tion occurred when I was using the esca­la­tor at Barnes & Nobles. As I was mak­ing my way up to the non-fiction aisle a guy behind me pokes me in the side and says, “Dude, did you ever get your muf­fler replaced?”. I turned around and he smiled and said “Oh wow, you look just like my brother’s friend. Sorry dude, I thought you were some­one else. My bad.”

Whether I’m shuf­fling through my lug­gage at the air­port or buy­ing an ice cream cone at Baskin & Rob­bins this “You remind me of..” occurence hap­pens about 7080% of the time and it’s at no fault to the stranger or casual aquain­tance. After­all, I’m a clone of sev­eral peo­ple or they are clones of me. 

7 comments

My take? Your face changes shape depend­ing on the desires of those in your com­pany. You look like what­ever they want you to look like. You are all things to all people.

by Colin D. Devroe on March 2, 2005 at 9:57 am. Reply #

You would’ve made a great spy then back in the Cold War days…or could it have proved your downfall…

Hey Sergey! Long time no se…wait a minute! You’re not Sergey! Cap­i­tal­ist Scum…”

Damn”

I take pride that pho­tos of me never actu­ally look like me. The num­ber of times some­body has said ‘But that doesn’t look like you..’

Now talk about good spy mate­r­ial there…

by gpshewan on March 2, 2005 at 10:12 am. Reply #

I am look­ing for a guy that looks just like you. Have you seen her?

by Gerry on March 2, 2005 at 10:21 am. Reply #

You look like a guy that owes me money.

by Loan Shark on March 2, 2005 at 10:31 am. Reply #

Girls keep telling my I look like an ex-boyfriend of theirs. It’s hard to get a date when you are per­pet­u­ally guilty by association.

by Charlie on March 2, 2005 at 10:43 am. Reply #

No clone, I was there when you were born…now about your mother and the sev­eral dif­fer­ent mail­men??? ha, ha…sort of funny.

by Dad on March 3, 2005 at 3:16 am. Reply #

I think this curse will test the sands of time and even­tu­ally I’ll just dis­ap­pear and reap­pear like Elvis.

by kartooner on March 10, 2005 at 1:04 am. Reply #

Leave your comment

Required.

Required. Not published.

If you have one.