Archives for the month of: February, 2005

There’s a Chi­nese restau­rant that my office mates and I fre­quently dine at called The China Buf­fet. The owner, a short and stocky man with pierc­ing eyes, runs the place like a spit-polished fac­tory keep­ing his wary eye on his employ­ees, mak­ing sure every penny is accounted for. We like to call him the Sama­rai and it’s not just because he’s of Asian decent, but mainly due to the fact that he barks com­mands as if he’s con­ceal­ing a sword behind the counter.

The other day we ordered three drinks and filled our plates with at least three trip’s worth of Chi­nese food. After­wards we gob­bled down ice cream to cool our palettes and then came time to pay the bill. The owner, dubbed “Samu­rai Jack”, asks for the bill and slowly scans each item as if he’s con­cen­trat­ing on a really dif­fi­cult cross­word puz­zle. He looks up, then down, and finally asks if I will be pay­ing with cash or credit. I pull out my wal­let and slide my credit card across the counter and he pauses, “I see two drinks on bill. Did you have a soda?” I nod­ded and in Chi­nese he barks some com­mands at the wait­ress who in turn barked com­mands at the bus­boy. At this point the owner explains that even though it’s not on the bill I will still be charged for the drink. I shrug and tell him, “Fine.”, then at the top of his lungs he says, “$7.84! You pay the same as all the rest. $7.84!”

I sign the receipt and walk out the door, laugh­ing to myself and think­ing that this man, “Samu­rai Jack” should have his own sit­com. I envi­sion it as a cross between Belushi’s The Samu­rai Butcher and San­ford and Son. 

Muhatma Gandhi
Update: I’ve since updated the arti­cle to reflect the notion that this was not Kirti Menon, as orig­i­nally reported, but could have been Gandhi’s grand­son, Arun Gandhi. Thanks Kirti for clear­ing this up.

Mahatma Gandhi once said:

Non­vi­o­lence is the great­est force at the dis­posal of mankind. It is might­ier than the might­i­est weapon of destruc­tion devised by the inge­nu­ity of man.

He spoke of peace and tran­quil­ity, good-naturedness and love and shared these beliefs with whomever was will­ing to lis­ten and keep an open mind. When news spread across Asia of a large-scale attack against Hin­dus of East Ben­gal, Gandhi saw it fit to speak out against the back­lash. Accord­ing to Gandhi’s Life in 5000 Words:

At the age of seventy-seven, he went bare­foot from vil­lage to vil­lage, through a most dif­fi­cult coun­try­side, where low, marshy patches had to be crossed on pre­car­i­ous, impro­vised bridges of bam­boo poles. He lived on local fruit and veg­eta­bles and worked day and night to plant courage in the hearts of the Hin­dus and love in the hearts of the Muslims.

When my Math pro­fes­sor shared news the other day that he had inter­viewed Mahatma Gandhi’s grand­son I was just as esta­tic as he was. He men­tioned that he was for­tu­nate enough to secure a sit-down inter­view with her to edu­cate his 5th and 6th graders on the life of Gandhi, from none other than a flesh and blood rel­a­tive. As he described the expe­ri­ence his face lit up like a child eye­ing a new puppy, for he was excited to delve into the life of Gandhi through real-life expe­ri­ences on the man who stirred up con­flict and brought about peace.

Arun Gandhi, Gandhi’s grand­son, sat before his audi­ence of 5th graders and shared with them sev­eral sto­ries of merit and obe­di­ance. He described one such story in which he was teased in school here in the United States by both white and black kids.

The white kids picked on him for being “too black” while the black kids tor­mented him for being “too white”. In his predica­ment there was no mid­dle ground, and there­fore (in rage) he decided to pump iron and build up his body to seek revenge on his tor­men­tors. See­ing as though he came from a fam­ily of peace invok­ing Hin­dus, to pre­vent such vio­lence his par­ents con­tacted Gandhi describ­ing the situation.

Gandhi, almost breath­lessly, told his rel­a­tives to send the boy to him and he promised he’d teach him about virtue. Every­day Gandhi took 2 hours and spent time school­ing the boy in ethics, patience and non-violence. When the boy was given a stubby pen­cil to write with, he took one look at it and tossed it. Gandhi shook his head and beck­oned the boy to lis­ten to what he had to say.

He told his grand­son that he shouldn’t throw away a pen­cil because for all the pen­cils in the world thou­sands of trees were torn down. In turn, trees give oxy­gen to the air which allows us to breathe. By throw­ing away a pen­cil, the boy was steal­ing a breathe of fresh air from human­ity and all because of vio­lent dis­gust and aggression.

Over the course of a sum­mer, Gandhi’s grand­son learned why his grand­fa­ther was such a pro­found and thought­ful indi­vid­ual. That he could take some­thing so small as a pen­cil and turn it into a les­son on non-violence showed how intel­li­gent and peace­ful Gandhi was by nature and I’m sure it was a sum­mer he never forgot. 

As you might have heard through the Bon­sai or through the blo­gos­phere in gen­eral, Word­Press v1.5 has been released! This is a great day for many Word­Press users as Matt and team have added a slew of note­wor­thy fea­tures to this newest build, includ­ing but not lim­ited to:

  • Theme Man­ager — a robust and quite pow­er­ful edi­tor for Word­Press themes. The advan­tage of using this is that you can eas­ily pack­age themes for GPL release.
  • Brand-spanking new Dash­board — I like to call this the Word­Press hub. It includes built-in feeds for the Word­Press Devel­op­ment Blog and Planet Word­Press in addi­tion to the lat­est activ­ity for your blog (recent posts, com­ments, blog stats and incom­ing links).
  • Restruc­tured GUI — the whole back­end has received a minor facelift but more impor­tantly it’s been reor­ga­nized for ease of use.
  • And other things includ­ing cleaner code (wasn’t it pretty clean already?), tweaks, etc. If you’re inter­ested, Weblog Tools Col­lec­tion cov­ers the new fea­tures in more depth.

I’ve upgraded kartooner.com to use v1.5 which means you can expect a full design over­haul soon. If you’re run­ning Word­Press (or not) and haven’t upgraded already, what are you wait­ing for?

Update: Not only did I upgrade the nightly ver­sion of Word­Press to v1.5 (Stray­horn), I also imple­mented Colin’s splen­did Side­bar Tabs plu­gin in order to make use of effi­cient space. Grab it while it’s hot! 

Lately I’ve been receiv­ing emails in regards to the sta­tus of Sidev­ille, my pend­ing web­comic. I could have typed up a polite email, saved it to my hard drive and mass mailed it to the Sidev­ille mail­ing list but I decided that in order for me to clar­ify the progress of Sidev­ille I would need to post the offi­cial word here on kartooner.com.

First of all, I’m excited that so many peo­ple are inter­ested in Sidev­ille. It’s some­thing I’m eager to share with those who express inter­est and like you I’m anx­ious to see what devel­ops. Yet, I’m some­one who doesn’t spare qual­ity for quan­tity and that essen­tially means that I’m going to deliver the comic in tip-top form with­out cut­ting any cor­ners or bet­ter yet wast­ing your time with garbage. It’s in my nature to cre­ate imag­i­na­tive things, like­wise my cre­ativ­ity works in such a way that I do my research and spare no expense in deliv­er­ing some­thing unique and appeal­ing. You could call it per­fec­tion­ism, but I like to call it “pol­ish­ing a dia­mond”. When you think about it, a dia­mond doesn’t nec­es­sar­ily need to be pol­ished but by swip­ing it with a cloth you’ll enhance the shim­mer and you might impress a few more people.

In the past few months since I announced Sidev­ille I’ve been work­ing on con­cep­tual sketches, out­lines and most impor­tant of them all, the script. The story is pretty much all in my head but in order to for­mu­late my thoughts and get things in order it’s cru­cial to me that I write a script. I’m sure most of you are famil­iar with a script and it’s pos­si­ble you might have come across one once or twice in your life­time or bet­ter yet, you might’ve writ­ten one yourself.

A script out­lines the dia­logue between your char­ac­ters and not only that, it allows you to paint a pic­ture of each scene. One advan­tage of this method is that you can iron out the kinks and rework cer­tain sequences and when you’re ready to sketch it out you’ll have room to impro­vise, with­out wor­ry­ing if the plot­line makes any sense. My friend, Max Riffner, comic book artist and mole­skin lover, out­lines and scripts his comics before he even starts sketch­ing the pan­els. By doing this he can visu­al­ize the comic in his head as he reads the script to him­self. When it comes time to lay the ink he doesn’t have to sec­ond guess him­self unless he’s play­ing a vicious mindgame with himself.

In addi­tion to all of the above, I’ve also been swamped with var­i­ous projects, attend­ing col­lege (once again) and doing my best to be a good father and hus­band, main­tain­ing finances, yadda yadda yadda. The bot­tom­line being that Sidev­ille will still be unvieled, but when the time is right. Let’s just say that I won’t pull a Duke Nukem For­ever and keep up the hype with­out deliv­er­ing any­thing of sub­stance, that just isn’t in my nature.

If you haven’t already, add your­self to the Sidev­ille mail­ing list. Only those who’ve opted in will receive “juicy”, “cap­ti­vat­ing” and “mind-boggling” updates on the progress of Sideville.

 

Cameron Moll, in a recent iStock­Photo inter­view expressed his thoughts about blogging:

I’d love to say I blog merely because I enjoy it. I do enjoy it. But with a fam­ily and plenty of other oblig­a­tions, that isn’t always the case.

Per­son­ally I couldn’t have said it bet­ter, but his words are cer­tainly the sen­ti­ment of sev­eral blog­gers who take time out of their busy lives to blog. It’s one thing when you’re shar­ing infor­ma­tion about hav­ing a cup of cof­fee at Star­bucks, it’s another when you’ve opted to share your method­olo­gies and the­o­ries on a par­tic­u­lar sub­ject. The post about hav­ing an espresso might take you any­where from 10 to 15 min­utes to pub­lish. In the­ory it might be inter­est­ing to those who know you well or feel they share cer­tain sim­i­lar­i­ties to you, but to most peo­ple, read­ing about your espresso expe­ri­ences might be as dull as a rusted switchblade.

How­ever, when you’ve researched a topic on how “Automa­tion Will Kill Us All” you’ve most likely put time and effort into research­ing your topic and mak­ing sure your points are valid and read­able. These kinds of posts spark more inter­est because you can tell the writer, or in this case the designer, really went out on a limb to express their thoughts and the­o­ries to their readers.

It takes time to develop coher­ent thought and even more so when you’re try­ing to edu­cate your read­ers about an idea, the­ory, method or obser­va­tion, some­thing with sub­stance. When you’ve got other respon­si­bil­i­ties that man­age to take up about 99.9% of your time it becomes that much more dif­fi­cult to set aside time to blog, or main­tain your pres­ence. Your hope is that those who opt to add your site to their grow­ing list of feeds will read your new mate­r­ial despite the fact you might not post on a daily basis. 

DilbertAs I’ve got­ten older (and wiser, nat­u­rally) I’ve noticed my tastes have matured like a fine wine. For exam­ple, I used to have a strong dis­taste for onions, but now, after becom­ing the res­i­dent cook in my fam­ily I’ve real­ized that onions add a cer­tain dis­tinc­tion and fla­vor to all kinds of dishes. Same goes for spices, which if used effi­ciently can turn a rather flat, muted taste into some­thing extra­or­di­nary and of course this varies depend­ing on your own per­sonal tastes.

Like other things I’ve come to enjoy I’ve also grown quite fond of Dil­bert. Dil­bert, like Far­side is an acquired taste that varies depend­ing on who you are talk­ing to. I’ve known peo­ple that when I’ve shared with them a Far­side comic that I’ve found funny, they take a glance at it and shrug, won­der­ing why I’m on the floor in stitches. Most of the time they find it nec­es­sary to ana­lyze the comic and com­pare it to real life; “Okay, so the dog writes ‘Cat Fud’ on the washer to lure the feline into his dev­il­ish trap? Yeah, I can’t believe that. First of all, a dog can­not write.”

Dil­bert, on the other hand, makes sense only if you’ve been sub­jected to the fan­tasies of the cor­po­rate realm. Which is why when I was younger it didn’t make sense to me and I rated it right up there with Ishtar or Her­cules in New York which wasn’t bad if you were an Arnold fan.

Once you’ve worked in a cubi­cle and shared office space then you begin to under­stand Dilbert’s agenda. Scott Adams’ cre­ation is one of white col­lar blues, office pol­i­tics and quirky cowork­ers and some­how he man­ages to make it funny and poignant, but that’s usu­ally the case when you’ve pulled from real-life sit­u­a­tions. You can’t help but stiffle laugh­ter when what’s hap­pen­ing to Dil­bert has hap­pened to you numer­ous amounts of times in your work­ing life and that’s why I make it a rit­ual to check my Dil­bert feed every morn­ing and breath a sigh of relief that a comic strip char­ac­ter shares my woes and aspirations. 

Over the next cou­ple of days I’ll be updat­ing Word­Press to ver­sion 1.5. What this means is that the design of this site will be put to rest (it’s been good to me for the past year or so) and will be replaced by the default tem­plate (designed by the tal­ented Michael Heile­mann). As much as I like Kubrick it will only be around tem­porar­ily until the redesign of kartooner.com resurfaces.

The good news is that even­tu­ally you’ll see a brand new kartooner.com with a much needed facelift and re-structuring. I can’t put a def­i­nite time frame on when the new design will be unveiled, but one things for sure, the design and cod­ing itself will be much cleaner.

Thanks for your patience.

Update: Presto chango! This site is now pow­ered by Word­Press v1.5 and for the time being dons the Benevolance Kubrick tem­plate. Sadly, as you can see I had to scrap the pre­vi­ous design and as soon as I fig­ure out the new tem­plate sys­tem I’ll be work­ing around the clock to build a new design from scratch. Bear with me.

 

When we left Cal­i­for­nia in Jan­u­ary to embark on the jour­ney home we never expected that a rou­tine air­port secu­rity check would turn into utter chaos. Yet there we were; my wife, daugh­ter and I sub­jected to the Depart­ment of Home­land Security’s “rou­tine” pro­ce­dures includ­ing putting my wife on file as a poten­tial ter­ror­ist and all because of our daughter’s car seat.

Rewind time about one week before when my father and brother invited me to shoot a few firearms in the Owens Val­ley. It wouldn’t have been my first time but after talk­ing with my wife she revealed to me that she had never shot a gun before and was curi­ous. Being the good hus­band that I am, I decided that I’d stay home with our daugh­ter while she went out with my fam­ily. A few hours later they (my father and brother) tell me that Franch­esca not only knocked down sev­eral tar­gets but that she man­aged to do bet­ter than every­one else. Some­how it didn’t sur­prise me because my wife is metic­u­lous about every­thing she does and not only that she usu­ally per­forms tasks in a stel­lar fashion.

Flash for­ward sev­eral days later. My wife, daugh­ter and I are com­pletely drained from the pre­vi­ous day’s events which included of all things to do before you go on a 6-hour flight, Dis­ney­land. We’ve piled every­thing under our arms; a car seat, fold­ing stroller, four pieces of carry on lug­gage and a tod­dler. As we approach the secu­rity area, a gen­tle­man in uni­form politely asks us to place our belong­ings in plas­tic con­tain­ers includ­ing our jack­ets and shoes. Every­thing is rolling along smoothly until the carseat sets off the alarm on the explo­sives scan­ner. We aren’t noti­fied of this “tiny” prob­lem until we’re approached on the other side of the medal detec­tors. Appar­ently the scan­ner picked up on an explo­sive residue on the under­side of the carseat. My wife and I just stand there motion­less, try­ing to com­pre­hend the sit­u­a­tion at hand. “Explo­sives?”, my wife exclaims. “I don’t understand.”

The secu­rity per­son explains, “We found, or rather, the machine found an explo­sive residue on your carseat. Do either of you work at or near a com­pany that man­u­fac­tur­ers explo­sives?”. It’s right at this moment that I wanted to take a step back and won­der if we were vic­tims of a prac­ti­cal joke. Explo­sives? The only explo­sives that I come in con­tact with are fake and usu­ally come in the form of video games. My wife stands there pon­der­ing the sit­u­a­tion and then real­izes that it might have been when she went shoot­ing a week before.

Yeah.”, the secu­rity per­son con­tin­ued, “Gun­pow­der is a highly sticky sub­stance and it can stay on cloth­ing and skin for a few weeks after you’ve come in con­tact with it.” That being the case my wife was padded down and Zoe, our 1-year old daugh­ter, was scanned for any addi­tional explo­sives, just in case we were smug­gling them in that is.