Remember the laser pointer craze of the late-90s?
At first, only a few individuals owned a laser pointer and these were usually educators or business folk utilizing them for their intended purpose; as a tool to aide in presentations. Before the laser pointer, a business person or educator would have to extend a long rod towards the presentation and depending on the medium, whether it be Powerpoint or “old school” transparencies, you either resembled a school marm wagging her ruler at her frightened students or a Jedi knight in training. Truth be told, nothing was as effective as the laser pointer, a small pen-sized device that emitted a laser at a reach between 50 feet to 20 yards, depending on the quality of the pointer itself.
It didn’t long for the long-haired hippies, rebels without clauses and the average joe to turn a laser pointer into a device for evil. Shortly after the laser pointers were introduced to the market at affordable, consumer-friendly prices everyone and their dog had to have one and I’m sure at one point they weren’t sure why, that it just seemed like a cool thing to use and eventually it turned into a fad. “Oh, you own a laser pointer? Big deal, I have one here on my key chain and it reaches 50 yards.”
Towards the beginning of this craze I’ve seen people casually pumping gas into their vehicles, humming to themselves a John Denver song, when all of a sudden a red dot appears near their upper torso, skiddishly making its way towards their forehead. In this case, the gas pumping civilian rips the nozzle from their tank and feverishly jumps into their vehicle speeding away, scared out of their mind. Meanwhile, 30 or 40 feet away, a kid on his skateboard snickers to himself and waits for another unsuspecting victim to test his laser pointer on.
I’d have to say the most annoying aspect of this was when these laser pointers made their way into movie theaters. There you’d be, immersed in the film when suddenly a red, blue, green and sometimes purple dot would appear near Tom Hanks nostril, flickering away and then disappear, only to reappear moments later. The person with the pointer was usually in the back and sometimes you could make them out amongst the rest of the crowd. Other times, however, they would blend in with the rest of the audience, busting a gut as they moved the dot in circular motions on the screen.
I could pretend that we didn’t own a laser pointer, but that just wouldn’t be the truth. Of course my brother and I jumped on that bandwagon and for a short period of time we enjoyed “spooking” the daylights out of people. For example, we managed to annoy the neighbor’s boyfriend to the point where he skateboarded his way to our house and madly tapped on the side window hoping we would show our faces to settle the issue. As he tapped, we were rolling on the floor in laughter, our stomachs hurting from the pain of giddiness.
Today, laser pointer technology has advanced enough where you could probably point a laser at the moon or at the very least imagine it’s reaching that distance. The pointer craze has subsided, replaced by other things to occupy and entertain us, but I’ll always remember when the laser pointers were at their peak, when the public utilized them for wicked purposes and when something as simple as a laser on a stick kept us entertained knowing we could spook or annoy someone with the flick of a switch.

Once again, my cat called this one. I brought a laser pointer home from Radio Shack and blasted an ever-so-tempting dot on the floor in front of him. He just looked up at me as if to say, “you dork.”
Sorry, never owned one - but my brothers have I’m sure.
Brought something interesting to mind though. I’m sure you’ve heard of the conspiracy nuts who say that the Moon landing never happened and Neil Armstrong was on a movie set? Well when they did land they setup a mirror on the moon and a laboratory has been firing a laser at this mirror ever since then to measure the distance between the earth and the moon. There’s a wikipedia entry on the Lunar Laser Ranging Experiment - but for the life of me I can’t find an image of the laser itself…but, from the documentary I watched it was a biggie and not just a guy in a white coat holding a laser pointer up and squinting at the moon ;)
And that was my dose of geek for the day.
Must… kill… fucking… morons… destroying… cinema experiences…
You may want to know this - the Bigha company in Oregon is selling the Jasper, a green, potent (”bordering on legal standards”) laser beamer that retails for $119. At that price and judging from the features of this device, I guess the craze is still far from over.
Charlie: You’ve got a smart cat considering that most felines would have chased the dot around the room.
Gary: That’s cool. I never would have thought that since that time NASA has been pointing a laser up there. I guess between sending chimps in space and clunky Mars explorations, it doesn’t surprise me.
Michael: You and me both.
Beto: Now, that’s just scary and pricey. I could think of a thousand better investments than a “green, potent” laser.
Actually just realised what I missed the first time I read this entry.
In most of Europe (and the UK and Ireland especially) kids shining lasers at people at petrol (gas) stations would probably first get a response of “Feckin kids” instead of the “Oh my god. crazy sniper guy!!!! Fleeeeeee…” that’s probably the first response over there.
Man living in the States must be great for the blood pressure ;)
Not only were the crappy movie experiences annoying, but when someone thought it would be funny to shine the laser in your eye? Man, that was great fun…
How about these jewels that have the interchangeable heads; one of which is usually the outline of a full-figured woman lying on her back, one leg kicked up in the air, one arm propping up her head, and all of her sultry curves showing. You know, like the trucker mud-flaps with the naked lady outlines on them? SWEET! Best sellers at flea markets, convenience stores, gun shows, and truck stops everywhere.
Haha I had that laser pointer “Keychain Set”.
For most part of my teenage life I’ve been studying at a boarding school, so when the lights went out we all lay in our beds thinking about the day gone by or something and suddenly a woman would show up on the ceiling. Not too long after other shapes, figures, etc. did something to the woman ….. hmm….
Good times! :)
In Australia we have this holiday called ANSAC day were all our war verterens ride through the town in a big parade. I remeber when I was a kid climbing up a tree, using a laser pointer, pretending to be a sniper and pointing it at some old war dude ontop of a float. Needless to say everyone who saw got freaked out and paniced.
Good times
My dog loves my laser pointer. Well, he hates the dot, and always tries to kill it. He usually says
He’s hilarious.
Lasers are cool and this is why I have one. I had lasers before pointer’s existed and not too many people even knew what they were. I had fun with them way back then but the pointer craze destroyed the coolness for many people. Damn those that abused them especially those that shine’d them at airplanes !!!
Dave
When I was in High School at assemblys I would point the laser pointer at the speaker’s crotch. Hours of entertainment.