Living in an Amish Paradise

November 5, 2004

Amish FigurinesThe Amish are an inter­est­ing folk. When I was a kid I couldn’t quite under­stand why they chose to go about their lives with­out the mod­ern con­vien­ances of every­day tech­nol­ogy. It was per­plex­ing to me that inside a typ­i­cal Amish dwelling there were no toast­ers, refridger­a­tors, tele­vi­sions, microwaves or any­thing that ran on electricity.

Instead of using com­mon tech­no­log­i­cal and elec­tri­cal devices, the Amish go about their lives using can­dles, wash­boards, butter-churners and the oblig­a­tory outhouse.

Yet to a cer­tain extent, slight tech­no­log­i­cal advances have been made in order to pave the way or give light to oth­er­wise dan­ger­ous sit­u­a­tions. For instance, a co-owned Amish alter­na­tive energy firm called Lumileds Light­ing and Sun­Line Solar, Inc. has cre­ated some­thing tech-safe and “Amish friendly”. The device is a light-emmiting diode (or LED) for bug­gies that runs on solar-powered energy.

Ever hear the one about the Amish guy caught in LED headlights? 

10 comments

What!?!? You mean that the Amish wouldn’t know a <div> from a <table>?

Seri­ously, I think that there strict fol­low­ing of a lifestyle devoid of mod­ern con­ve­nience is admirable, but when you seri­ously have to think about light­ing it becomes a tad extreme :)

Hehehe… that’s funny.

by Gordon Mackay on November 5, 2004 at 12:32 pm. Reply #

Amish Friendly”… haha­haha :D

Some­times though, spe­cially after a day of cod­ing like a maniac and rush­ing thru emails, IMs and requests at work, I think to myself whether they actu­ally do have a point.

In the mean­time, I just gotta play Weird Al Yankovic’s ver­sion of Coolio’s “Gansta’s Par­adise”, aptly renamed “Amish Par­adise”… hilar­i­ous :D

by beto on November 5, 2004 at 1:06 pm. Reply #

I’m going to have that song in my head for days now.

by max on November 5, 2004 at 3:59 pm. Reply #

A while back there was a real­ity show called Amish In The City or some­thing along those lines. Didn’t really fol­low it much, just saw two episodes, but from what I’ve seen I felt sorry for those peo­ple. Some of them have never been to a city, one guy saw the ocean for the very first time while in his late 20’s. They don’t expe­ri­ence as much as peo­ple that live the civ­i­lized way, but some­times I under­stand where they’re com­ing from. Seems that they try to stay away from areas that might cause stress I guess, and try to live a sim­ple and stress­less life.

Some­times I wish I could do the same thing, but I guess I would have to move to an Amish neighborhood.

by Rafal on November 5, 2004 at 4:03 pm. Reply #

Nice piece on the Amish.…they may not use refrig­er­a­tors, ovens, dish­wash­ers, but they make them “Amana” brand appli­ances. Just some Mor­mans don’t drink cof­fee or coke because of caffine…but they hold high stock inter­est in the Coke company.….go figure???

Oh well.…make sure you turn off the lights when you leave ok?

by Dad on November 5, 2004 at 11:11 pm. Reply #

I’ve met a cou­ple of Amish peo­ple before. Nicest peo­ple you could ever meet. You won’t ever find an Amish per­son in jail, unless he’s into bowling …

Weird Al Yankovich has ruined me for­ever every­time I hear the word, Amish.

by Matt Burris on November 6, 2004 at 6:34 am. Reply #

Mmm, like i always do when read­ing here, i have learned some­thing new … “go get Amish Par­adise” lol

by Luc on November 7, 2004 at 9:50 pm. Reply #

Amish Par­adise is prob­a­bly one of Weird Al’s best par­ody songs (even if it didn’t sit well with Coo­lio), right up there with his par­ody of Michael Jackson’s Bad, which he called “Fat”. He was at the top of his career in the mid-80s and early 90s and while I enjoyed his lat­est com­pi­la­tion, it just wasn’t near the qual­ity of his ear­lier hits.

by kartooner on November 7, 2004 at 10:28 pm. Reply #

Just a ques­tion: how do Amish blog? ;)

by Michele on November 24, 2004 at 12:11 pm. Reply #

The Amish are cer­tainly a dif­fer­ent story alto­gether. But at least they’re cer­tainly closer to being envi­ron­men­tally friendly peo­ple. In other words, their car­bon foot­print is great! I bet that we could learn some sig­nif­i­cant things from them; for instance, how to live with­out elec­tric­ity could help us see how we can cer­tainly con­serve elec­tric­ity. Espe­cially if they are look­ing at alter­na­tive forms of power.

by shopping on March 6, 2008 at 11:43 am. Reply #

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