Archives for the month of: October, 2004

Bill and Ted“Socrates strolls through the crowded high school audi­to­rium in a bathrobe, nod­ding hello to Sig­mund Freud, as Genghis Khan swings his bat­tlestaff nearby. Abra­ham Lin­coln, Napoleon Bona­parte and Billy the Kid sink back in the plush seats, while Joan of Arc plays with her dog. On stage, Beethoven faces a large array of syn­the­siz­ers, with a com­put­er­ized light­ing sys­tem to intro­duce him to the MTV generation.

The cen­ter of atten­tion, how­ever, is two teenage boys who have brought these leg­endary fig­ures to the present-day to help them pass a his­tory class.

It’s all part of the mad­ness of Bill & Ted’s Excel­lent Adven­ture, a high-spirited comedy-adventure rang­ing from the Dawn of Time to the 27th cen­tury. With the futur­is­tic assis­tance of Rufus, played by George (Out­ra­geous For­tune) Car­lin, Bill and Ted travel the cir­cuits of time to round up the ingre­di­ents for a suc­cess­ful his­tory project. But are the likes of Billy the Kid and Napoleon Bona­parte ready for shop­ping malls and water­parks?” Star­log Mag­a­zine (May 1998, Num­ber 30)

Noth­ing sums up the late 80s and early 90s like Bill and Ted’s Excel­lent Adven­ture (1989) and it’s sequel Bogus Jour­ney (1991). Star­ring Alex Win­ter and Keanu Reeves as Bill and Ted, the movies depicted their “excel­lent” adven­tures and the char­ac­ters they meet along the way and ulti­mately take back with them to their own time in San Dimas, Cal­i­for­nia, dude.

Nowa­days, San Dimas is only known for Rag­ing Waters and sadly no futur­is­tic Acad­emy ded­i­cated to Bill and Ted, although the city coun­cil should con­sider such a gov­ern­ment invest­ment. You’d have to see the sec­ond movie to appre­ci­ate that com­ment, oth­er­wise its just con­fus­ing, isn’t it?

As far as the stars are con­cerned, since Bill and Ted they’ve approached a mul­ti­tude of projects. Alex Winter’s Freaked, a movie about freaks stars Win­ter as a nor­mal Joe who is trans­formed into a green dis­fig­ured winged crea­ture. He meets other freaks along the way and even­tu­ally, through care­ful sluething, fig­ures out why the freaks exist. As far as Keanu Reeves is con­cerned, he’s done quite well with the Matrix tril­ogy and of course that role in Steve Martin’s Par­ent­hood in the early 90s. George (Out­ra­geous For­tune) Car­lin has been mak­ing com­edy appear­ances all over the globe and var­i­ous guest spots on tele­vi­sion and in the movies.

Let us not for­get the role of Death (aka Grim Reaper) in 1991’s Bogus Jour­ney played by the fan­tas­tic actor William Sadler. Sadler’s most recent movie appear­ance was in the Green Mile play­ing Klaus Det­t­er­ick and as the Sher­iff in WB’s ex-Alien series Roswell.

Despite the 12-year gap from Bogus Jour­ney to now, accord­ing to Keanu and Win­ters they plan on revis­it­ing their char­ac­ters in a movie that will depict Bill and Ted in their excel­lent 40’s. Con­sid­er­ing both of the actors are near­ing their 40s (pend­ing mid-life cri­sis), it’s a bold step for each but a wel­comed one at that. Let’s hope that they craft a excel­lent script and ulti­mately cre­ate a most excel­lent of a movie.

Dude.

For more Bill and Ted-related info, please visit Bil​landTed​.org and XE’s Bill and Ted’s Excel­lent cereal write-up.

Eliz­a­beth Coatsworth once said, “When I dream, I am ageless.”

Dream­ing is essen­tially imag­in­ing the unimag­in­able, obtain­ing the unat­tain­able and break­ing the bound­ary of what is real and what is not. I know when I dream, most of the time I’m aware of the fact that I’m dream­ing, but in most cases I’ll tune out that aware­ness and let the events of my dream unfold.

I know for a fact that my dreams are engag­ing to the point where they have plot­lines, drama and fore­shad­ow­ing. Alot of this has to do with my imag­i­na­tion and on a scale of 1 to 100, my imag­i­na­tion would fall some­where around 99. Ever since I was lit­tle I’ve had an active imag­i­na­tion. Not nec­es­sar­ily to the point where I was inter­act­ing with imag­i­nary peo­ple, but I could turn a somber or dull moment into an excit­ing adventure.

For instance, when I was younger I’d some­times hide in the closet, close my eyes tightly and imag­ine I was trav­el­ing through space at light­speed. In my mind I’d see stars, comets and galax­ies speed­ing by my periph­eral vision and when I’d open my eyes I was no longer in the closet but drift­ing in space.

I’m sure you’ve met peo­ple in your life­time that reveal their lack of an imag­i­na­tion, or it was some­thing that dimin­ished quickly when they became an adult. I’d like to believe that every­one, no mat­ter their age, has an imag­i­na­tion but it’s the degree at which it flour­ishes that makes a difference.

When you dream, your imag­i­na­tion takes over and takes you far beyond any­thing that you could visit or expe­ri­ence in real­ity. I’ve never been to Venice, Italy nor have I climbed Mauna Loa in Hawaii or walked along the edge of the Nile but I’ve seen pho­tographs and doc­u­men­taries to the point where in my mind I can basi­cally form an image or expe­ri­ence and visit these places in my dreams. You could argue that dream­ing about an expe­ri­ence is incom­pa­ra­ble to the actual, phys­i­cal expe­ri­ence and I’d agree with you, but until I’m actu­ally there dream­ing about it is the next best thing.

Top Ramen, Maruchan, and Cup o’ Noo­dles are the pri­mary food source for a col­lege stu­dent and any­one on a bud­get. Just look at cin­e­matic his­tory and you’ll find this ref­er­ence to instant soup on the run in the movie The Jerk with actor and writer Steve Mar­tin. The slow, mild-mannered Navin John­son is the only adopted son of black share­crop­pers. He decides early on that his des­tiny awaits him as he leaves the farm and begins a jour­ney full of hilar­ity and invention.

Navin (Mar­tin) lives on Cup o’ Noo­dles through­out the extent of this hilar­i­ous mad­cap of a movie. It’s his favorite food and you really can’t blame him, he is an idiot. Yet, we as the audi­ence love him for his sim­plic­ity and good nature.

If you’re in the mood for Top Ramen, I’d sug­gest pick­ing up a copy of The Book of Ramen: Low­cost Gourmet Meals Using Instant Ramen Noo­dles by Ron Konzak.

HollywoodIt’s hard to believe that Hol­ly­wood, the mecca of film and enter­tain­ment, has only uti­lized the Inter­net for less than ten years and yet within that time frame they’ve man­aged to increase aware­ness of upcom­ing films and thus increas­ing their rev­enue ten fold.

Yet, it’s no secret that Hol­ly­wood has been using some form of adver­tis­ing for their films, even before the first talkie, The Jazz Singer, in 1927. To increase aware­ness, Hol­ly­wood has in the past and still to this day use mar­ket­ing mate­ri­als such as full-page spreads, bill­board ads or pro­mo­tional press packets.

In 1994, when Angels in the Out­field was due for release, Dis­ney sent auto­graphed base­balls signed by stars Tony Danza and Danny Glover to sev­eral local busi­nesses and even shared a few left­overs with their employ­ees (I still have mine). This pro­mo­tional strat­egy, in addi­tion to other mar­ket­ing meth­ods, worked in the effect that the film had a good run at the box office earn­ing about $50 mil­lion in 1994 ($8 mil­lion of it’s total gross was earned in its first week).

Cut to 1994, when at the time only an esti­mated 30 mil­lion peo­ple were using the Inter­net and a newly formed com­pany, Dig­i­tal Planet, sought out movie stu­dios with a lucra­tive offer; they would build web sites to pro­mote upcom­ing movies. Dig­i­tal Planet, a group of adver­tis­ers, graphic artists and web design­ers saw the poten­tial in using the Inter­net as a means of mar­ket­ing for Hol­ly­wood. In doing so, they intro­duced their tal­ent to Hol­ly­wood know­ing full well that if Hol­ly­wood took the bait — hook, line and sinker — this would change the course of film dis­tri­b­u­tion and adver­tise­ment for the better.

One of the first film sites cre­ated by Dig­i­tal Planet and mar­keted by Hol­ly­wood was the sci-fi hit, Star­gate, star­ring Kurt Rus­sell. The site in com­par­i­son to today’s movie sites was noth­ing more than a few .gifs scat­tered on a grey back­ground, with the pos­si­bil­ity of a “sneak peak” trailer. At the time, when broad­band wasn’t as much as a comod­ity as it is today, it would take any­where from 45 min­utes to an hour to down­load a 20 sec­ond clip. Even then, the qual­ity of the Quick­time file was poor and choppy and the sound was barely audi­ble, but as tech­nol­ogy improved over time so would the qual­ity of the video.

Hol­ly­wood and Dig­i­tal Planet real­ized that users would seek out these sites for insider infor­ma­tion and behind-the-scenes back­ground on the pro­duc­tion process. There­fore they prod­ded direc­tors, writ­ers and cast mem­bers for first-hand encoun­ters and back­story mate­r­ial. Even­tu­ally, impres­sions (or web traf­fic) increased and before they knew it the film’s site was being spread via email, news­groups and word of mouth. Years later, the cre­ators of the Blair Witch Project would expand upon this idea and use the web site as a pre­tense for their film, which went on to earn over $140 mil­lion world­wide while the pro­duc­tion of the movie only cost a mere $60,000.

Today, with the advent of cheaper broad­band, file shar­ing net­works and tech­nolo­gies like Bit­tor­rent, down­load­ing com­plete films which range any­where from 500MB to 2GBs, is just a mat­ter of wait­ing a few hours and even­tu­ally the film is on your hard drive. File shar­ing of copy­righted works, includ­ing movies and music, has sent a shock­wave of ter­ror through Hol­ly­wood. In the process of adver­tis­ing their films, they are spend­ing just as much money on try­ing to stop the file shar­ing and find­ing that it’s a dif­fi­cult task con­sid­er­ing file shar­ing in it’s sim­plest sense is more akin to an unstop­pable and spread­ing virus.

Only time will tell what the out­come of file shar­ing will do, but if it’s up to Hol­ly­wood to stop this epi­demic they might fol­low the advice; “If you can’t beat them, join them.” More or less, giv­ing peo­ple the oppor­tu­nity to pur­chase films over the Inter­net, which is already being accom­plished by sites like Movieflix which allows peo­ple to down­load a movie cheaper than most rental costs. This might not stop file-sharing, but it’s pos­si­ble that it might decrease the file-sharing per­cent­age some­what. How­ever, as down­load and upload speeds increase so will the abil­ity to share movies and music at higher res­o­lu­tions with bet­ter sound qual­ity. That said, the beast has been unleashed and once Pandora’s Box has been released the only way to stop file-sharing is to stomp out the con­sumers, which most times are also the same indi­vid­u­als who pur­chase $90.00 DVD col­lec­tions and spend $7.50 – 9.00 a ticket to see the next block­buster at a the­atre near you.

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