What I think really makes the show so appealing is the manner in which Alton provides the information to his audience. The shows are entertaining, but also focus on a relatively small concept, usually an ingredient or type of food (i.e. pie). The benefit of spoon-feeding small portions is we are not overwhelmed with the steps and complicating techniques of creating an entire banquet, as many other cooking shows do so often. The KiSS theory is implemented superbly.

We proceeded to our apartment and had a party of course. I had 2 beers and was drunk out of my mind.

Moral of the story? Always listen to what the nurse has to say.

I had a different person do it this time and she literally jabbed the needle in my arm, and needless to say, it’s sore as Hades. Not to mention the fact that my entire right arm is numb and it’s difficult to tell if I’m even hitting the right keys.

The monkey martini guy is right. Rachel Ray is especially delicious…haha. Sorry about that. My girlfriend got me started watching her show, so I’m guilt free. Mostly.

For those that haven’t seen nor heard of that movie, the scene I’m talking about is when Eddie, whilst looking for the Tibetan child guru happens upon a bowl of oatmeal that literally oozes blood.

Now, who is hungry?