A Day in the Life of a Driver

by kartooner on August 31, 2004

What’s with these dri­vers that feel they own the road? They either drive too fast, too slow and rarely a happy medium. It’s no won­der so many acci­dents occur dur­ing the day with peo­ple ignor­ing basic laws. I’ve seen peo­ple per­form the (…)

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Multiple skills and talents

by kartooner on August 29, 2004

There are those of us who are right-brained and those of us who are left-brained, just as there are peo­ple more involved in logis­tics than aes­thet­ics. That is, you might be the best mime in the world but not the (…)

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Anti-Tomato Ketchup

by kartooner on August 27, 2004

Dis­claimer: The fol­low­ing is 100% fab­ri­cated and was writ­ten by me purely for the amuse­ment of a few friends, fam­ily and co-workers. Up until now, it has been hid­den in the vin­tage kartooner.com (circa 2000) archives so I fig­ured I’d unearth it (…)

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One-Eyed Cyclops

by kartooner on August 26, 2004

Clash of the Titans is an awe­some live-action stop-motion hybrid film made in the early 80s. It starred none other than the infa­mous Harry Ham­lin as the heroic Perseus. Fans of Greek myths like me know that Perseus’s sto­ries were (…)

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