One Step Closer to Time Travel

June 23, 2004

If time travel were pos­si­ble and pub­li­cally acces­si­ble, I would uti­lize it to travel back to the early 80’s to see what kind of child I was. Granted, because of var­i­ous the­o­ries this most likely will never hap­pen. How­ever, there is light at the end of the tunnel.

Accord­ing to an arti­cle pub­lished in Sci­en­tific Amer­i­can enti­tled How to Build a Time Machine, the pos­si­bil­ity of a work­ing time machine could occur but it would be immensely dif­fi­cult to pull off.

For a crash course in the the­o­ries of time travel, please read any­thing by Steven Hawk­ing or view the fol­low­ing (and highly rec­om­mended flicks):

  • Don­nie Darko
    Dis­turbingly cre­ative film revolv­ing around the con­cepts of time travel. You’ll have to incur repeat view­ings in order to fully under­stand the mes­sage of this movie.
  • Back to the Future
    Any­one that hasn’t seen this movie is just, well, in a sad state in their life. BTTF (Parts 1, 2 and 3) all uti­lize the time travel the­ory but in an enter­tain­ing and often hilar­i­ous fashion.
  • Time Machine
    H.G. Wells clas­sic. It evens stars the man who voiced Scrooge McDuck and was the main char­ac­ter in Mr. Ed (not the horse, of course of course). The main attrac­tion is the time machine built by a sci­en­tist who is curi­ous about the future and is shock­ingly surprised.
  • Time­Cop
    Jean-Claud Van Damme. Time Travel. Can’t think of any­thing else to say.
  • Minor­ity Report
    Steven Spiel­berg and Robert Heinlein’s vision of the future, with a pseudo-time travel pro­ce­dure that allows law enforcers to per­ceive crimes before they occur and try to stop them from occuring.

 

13 comments

What about the remake of “The Time Machine” from a few years back?? Did you catch that one? More of a les­son in what can go wrong with evo­lu­tion, really. A good movie, I thought. Kinda like time travel meets the Island of Dr. Moreau. Just think­ing about those beasts that lived in the caves gives me the willies.…

by Chad on June 23, 2004 at 9:05 am. Reply #

There was a recent movie called The But­ter­fly Effect that mixed time travel and mys­ti­cism. I didn’t have a chance to go see it, but I really wanted to. Maybe I’ll pick it up sometime.

Also don’t for­get The Philadelpia Exper­i­ment. It’s been quite awhile since I’ve seen it, and I haven’t seen all of it. But it’s con­sid­ered one of the clas­sic time travel movies.

And speak­ing of clas­sic and time travel… how can we for­get about the Ter­mi­na­tor series? Though many may argue that Ter­mi­na­tor 3 wasn’t very good, I rather enjoyed it. The action was great (hon­estly the car chase scene blew Matrix Reloaded’s “ulti­mate CG car chase” away) and it cleaned up a lot of the time stream para­doxes left by the sec­ond movie.

by Chris McDougall on June 23, 2004 at 2:03 pm. Reply #

12 Mon­keys had some inter­est­ing time travel ele­ments in it also. How­ever, none of the men­tioned flicks are as cool as fly­ing around the earth back­wards to reverse time like Super­man.

Thanks, Super­man, you’re the great­est time-traveller of all.

by Max on June 23, 2004 at 2:22 pm. Reply #

Man, Max. I totally for­got about Twelve Mon­keys, and that’s one of my favorite time travel movies.

I also for­got to men­tion that a Time­cop 2 was made star­ring none other than Jason Scott Lee aka Mr. Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story. I’m not sure if it was bet­ter or worse than the first one (I haven’t seen the first in a long time), but I must say that I did enjoy it.

Super­man can do any­thing (pre-Crisis). He can even make Lois Lane lose her mem­ory by giv­ing her a kiss.

by Chris McDougall on June 23, 2004 at 2:50 pm. Reply #

Thanks guys for your addi­tions to the list. I left it open hop­ing some­one would add a few.

I saw the But­ter­fly Effect sev­eral months ago when I was vis­it­ing Chicago for my brother’s Naval grad­u­a­tion. Like Darko, it was very Hitchcock-esque, save for a few plotholes.

I have never seen the Philade­phia Exper­i­ment, oddly enough. I’ll need to check into that. What year was it made in?

Now, I’ve seen 12 Mon­keys and you’re sug­gest­ing it to the list makes me want to jump in my car and go rent it. That was a clas­sic movie (or at the very least I thought so). Wasn’t it by Terry Gilliam? Or, am I mistaken?

by kartooner on June 23, 2004 at 3:17 pm. Reply #

Super­man can do any­thing (pre-Crisis). He can even make Lois Lane lose her mem­ory by giv­ing her a kiss.

You sure about that? Looks like he needs his dia­per changed…

I keep see­ing Time­cop 2 in the video store, and then I start to yell “The same mat­ter can­not occupy the same space!”, until they kick me out.

by Max on June 23, 2004 at 3:17 pm. Reply #

Max, I can actu­ally pic­ture you doing that. When­ever I see Kinder­garten Cop in the video store, I nudge my wife and pro­claim “It’s not a tumor!”.

Next thing I need to do is com­pile a list of mem­o­rable movie quotes.

by kartooner on June 23, 2004 at 3:40 pm. Reply #

Yup. Twelve Mon­keys is by Terry Gilliam. That man is sim­ply amaz­ing. One of my favorite directors.

Gar! I keep remem­ber­ing more…

- Bill and Ted’s Excel­lent Adven­ture
– Flight of the Nav­i­ga­tor (very light time travel ele­ments but it’s still there)

And one of my favorite movie quotes has to be from Jet Li’s “The One.”

I am Yulaw! I am nobody’s b*tch! You are mine!”

If we’re going to Van Damme ter­ri­tory then this hor­ri­bly hilar­i­ous quote from Street Fighter will suffice.

I’m going to kick Bison’s *ss so hard, the next Bison wannabe will feel it!”

And yes, I do say those every time I see those movies in the video store as well. Video stores do that to people.

And as for Super­man.… that isn’t pre-Crisis Supes. That’s Post-divorced-with-lois-lane-and-having-mid-life-crisis Superman.

by Chris McDougall on June 23, 2004 at 4:17 pm. Reply #

Chris…good call on the The One, that is a great movie…and that quote…the way he says it with that look in his eyes…that movie had some great fight sequences too.

by Chad on June 23, 2004 at 4:24 pm. Reply #

I just wanted to clar­ify that the Street Fighter quote is actu­ally a short­ened ver­sion of a much longer speech (I even for­got that he used “son-of-a-b*tch” in the orig­i­nal line). The whole speech and many other gems can be found on this site. It had a lot of one lin­ers. Another favorite was when Raul Julia says “For you, the day Bison graced your vil­lage was the most impor­tant day of your life. But for me… it was Tues­day.” Sadly, there was no time travel to be found.

by Chris McDougall on June 23, 2004 at 4:27 pm. Reply #

One of my favorite scenes in The One is when Jet Li (as badass alter­nate ego Jet Li) picks up the motor­cyle and swings it like a base­ball bat.

Now that’s action!

by kartooner on June 23, 2004 at 7:07 pm. Reply #

And as for Super­man…. that isn’t pre-Crisis Supes.

Damn! That’s true! Pre-Crisis Super­man would change into funky rain­bow col­ors and eat some sort of Kryptonite.

Here’s a bit of Cri­sis geek­ery for you, would Ultra­man go back in time, or would he just speed it up?

And for some film geek­ery, 12 Mon­keys is based on another film, La Jetee, which is a short film with no motion, like a slideshow, until sud­denly some­body slowly smiles at you. One of the most shock­ing things on film I’ve ever seen.

Well, besides Bad Lieu­tenant.

by max on June 23, 2004 at 7:55 pm. Reply #

Another get time travel movie was ‘Bid Time Good­bye’ about a man who trav­els back in time to meet a young women whom he met when the young lady was a old lady. The time travel is trig­gered by a coin and heavy med­i­ta­tion. Christo­pher Reeves played the title role in the movie, oh how I bet he wishes Time Travel exsisted now…for obvi­ous reasons.

All we are is dust in the wind.…and time.

by Dad on June 23, 2004 at 10:40 pm. Reply #

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