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Newly appointed California Senator, Arnold Schwarzenegger grubs on some In-n-Out with a dumbfounded look on his face. I wonder what he’s thinking?

“You can tell a lot about a person from the hobbies they choose, especially if it requires them to be tied to a bathtub full of hot dogs with a panel of judges and a proctologist with a tape measure watching. But enough about coin collecting. We’ve contacted renowned experts on geeks, as well as many actual geeks, to compile this list of the dorkiest things you can do with your time.

Each activity will be ranked on both how badly it humiliates the participant and how negatively it affects his or her sex life. These are not rough estimates. These are scientific facts based on the research done by captive supergeniuses working in controlled conditions with test mice and test mice dressed like tiny wizards.”

Read Dorkstorm: The Annihilation: http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=24184

As you’ve probably heard by now, Ahnuld (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is now deemed the official Governator of California.

His agenda includes the following:

1. Seek and destroy anybody who opposes him.
2. Clean up the mess left behind by Davis, the white-haired weasel.
3. Finally get his hands on that punk kid, John Connor.
4. Appoint Danny Devito as his right hand (little) man.

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

From The Straight Dope:

“Q: Why does my computer keyboard have this “Scroll Lock” key that seems to serve no purpose whatsoever? In 15 years I don’t remember ever pushing that button. I’m almost scared to touch it –Insanegrey, Lawrence, KS

A: . . .the main intent of the Scroll Lock key was to allow scrolling of screen text up, down and presumably sideways using the arrow keys in the days before large displays and graphical scroll bars. You can see where this might have been handy in the DOS era, when screen output typically was limited to 80 characters wide by 25 rows deep. For some types of programs, spreadsheets being the obvious example, it’s still handy now. In Microsoft Excel, Scroll Lock allows you to scroll a spreadsheet with the arrow keys without moving the active cell pointer from the currently highlighted cell. In Quattro Pro, another spreadsheet program, Scroll Lock works in a similar manner, although in contrast to Excel it’s not possible to scroll the active cell pointer completely off the screen.”
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