kartooner

“You can tell a lot about a per­son from the hob­bies they choose, espe­cially if it requires them to be tied to a bath­tub full of hot dogs with a panel of judges and a proc­tol­o­gist with a tape mea­sure watch­ing. But enough about coin col­lect­ing. We’ve con­tacted renowned experts on geeks, as well as many actual geeks, to com­pile this list of the dorki­est things you can do with your time.

Each activ­ity will be ranked on both how badly it humil­i­ates the par­tic­i­pant and how neg­a­tively it affects his or her sex life. These are not rough esti­mates. These are sci­en­tific facts based on the research done by cap­tive super­ge­niuses work­ing in con­trolled con­di­tions with test mice and test mice dressed like tiny wizards.”

Read Dork­storm: The Anni­hi­la­tion: http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=24184