Ahnuld!
October 8, 2003
As you’ve probably heard by now, Ahnuld (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is now deemed the official Governator of California.
His agenda includes the following:
1. Seek and destroy anybody who opposes him.
2. Clean up the mess left behind by Davis, the white-haired weasel.
3. Finally get his hands on that punk kid, John Connor.
4. Appoint Danny Devito as his right hand (little) man.
No more Mr. Nice Guy.

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