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Who is up for a game of Monop­oly? America’s favorite board game, where you con­trol land and mort­gage options. Not to men­tion try­ing to sucker some­one into not buy­ing Board­walk or Park­place so you can gain finan­cial supe­ri­or­ity. It’s a game granted, but a game that pro­vides lots of enter­tain­ment and casual bitterment.

If you’re bored of just plain Monop­oly, you might be able to find a spe­cial custom-flavored ver­sion in these var­i­ous forms: (which, by the way actu­ally exist)

Tow­nop­oly: Monop­oly tai­lored specif­i­cally for land­marks for your area.

Reli­giono­ply: This is where reli­gion and Monop­oly clash to form a spiritually-fun time.

Movieopoly: Your favorite flick but with cus­tom char­ac­ters from the spe­cific movie.

For all the hom­mies and the homettes out there, you could always play Ghet­topoly. Its descrip­tion of game­play is cap­ti­vat­ing: “Buy­ing stolen prop­er­ties, pay­ing pro­tec­tion fees and get­ting car jacked”.

Word.