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Men, women, peo­ple of the Par­lia­ment, dogs, cats, beavers and midgets — hear ye, hear ye:

Vote Ham­ster for Pres­i­dent!

Thank you.

* This pub­lic ser­vice announce­ment is brought to you by HFABC Foun­da­tion (Ham­sters for a Bet­ter Cause). All inden­ti­ties of said ‘ham­ster’ are purely coin­ci­den­tal. Must be 18 years old or older. Free bot­tle of ketchup with orders of $100,000.00 or more. *beep*