Chocolate Roaches

March 2, 2003

Not for the squem­ish and cer­tainly not for the non-bug lover, there is a new candy assort­ment in town and Valen­tines Day ready it isn’t. What I’m talk­ing about is this …

Choco­late Roaches. That’s right, you read that wrong. It’s not entirely what you think, trust me. Rather it’s of the pure choco­late vari­ety and not the typ­i­cal image that comes to mind. Yes, an insect dipped into a choco­late sub­stance much like an Ice Cream shop dips the swirled con­fec­tion into a vat of choco­late. Choco­late Roaches are pure 100-percent choco­late in the shape of a roach.

They come in two vari­eties; male and female. Accord­ing to the site, the male has an almond imbed­ded in it’s core (for that authetic crunch) and the female is just solid choco­late. These are choco­late repli­cas of the Pal­metto bug — the unoff­i­cal state bird of South Carolina.

It’s weird, orig­i­nal and some­what dis­gust­ing (depend­ing on who you are). I’m going to put an order for the Mini 6-pack (3 males : 3 females) and review them for their taste, con­sis­tency and authetic crunchness.

Roaches. Mmm-mmm-good.

Go to: http://www.chocroach.com 

3 comments

Would you eat a bowl of roaches for a mil­lion dollars????

by bud on March 2, 2003 at 6:22 pm. Reply #

A bowl full of chocroaches!

by Erik on March 3, 2003 at 4:54 pm. Reply #

One thing I recomend is that you empty your dish­washer fre­quently. Roaches are attracted to the left over food par­ti­cles and damp area a dirty dish­washer provides.

by Bert Sandino on July 19, 2010 at 11:53 am. Reply #

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