Homer’s Email
“Thousands of Simpsons fans have got e-mails - from Homer himself! His e-mail address - chunkylover53@aol.com - appeared on an episode of the cartoon.
Homer had hired a private detective to keep an eye on Lisa and the snoop e-mailed him back at that address.
Straight away, thousands of fans sent in messages to see if they’d get a reply.
And they did! (Although, as of this writing the address is now defunct according to a test email I sent to the email address, which was bounced back to me.)
The show’s writer Matt Selman logged in the night that the episode aired and the inbox was immediately filled with the maximum number of responses.
“He’s tried to answer every one of them and then as soon as he answers a hundred, a hundred more pop in,” said The Simpsons executive producer, Al Jean.
“He’s trying to answer them as Homer and give advice.”

February 13th, 2003
Hello, Homer. I?am writing you from Croatia, so forgive me is my spelling is wrong. I just
want to say to you that you are my favorite cartoon. I have seend this e-mail adress on the
Internet (www.iskon.hr) and wantet to answer you. I?am 21 years old :-)). Just keep up the
good work. P.S. Sometimes you remind me on my dad.
February 13th, 2003
hi what’s up homer i’m from detroit,Mi and i just wanted ti send you and e-mail to see if i can ge a reply and i watch your show all the time i love when you try to kill bart my mom said that the show was bad and they have to much profanity in it but i can’t help but to watch it anyway because it’s funny i’m 15
February 16th, 2003
HI HOMER
JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOUR SHOW ME AND MY BOYFRIEND BRIAN WATCH YOU SHOW EVERY NIGHT AND WE LOVE YOU. I HEARED YOU HAD A WEB SITE ON THE RADIO SO I WANTED TO TRY IT.
HAVE A NICE DAY
LOVE
BRIAN AND ELSA
23 YR AND 19 YR
February 16th, 2003
homer,
mmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm beer!!!!!!!
February 20th, 2003
IM WITH ADMIRAL STUPID –>
February 21st, 2003
your’e the best cartoon for the grown up’s so dont have a cow man.
February 22nd, 2003
it’s geat to have a role model
February 26th, 2003
Homer,
my top 5 lines:
I liked it when I threw the pudding.
Is it noon already?
I’ll have 2 pounds of bristols toffee please, and don’t wrap it too tightly I’m hungry now.
He’s playing wiggle puppy.
Thanks for the nose news neighbor.
One of your biggest fans.
Brandy
March 2nd, 2003
Homer just wanted to say Hi
March 2nd, 2003
Homer just wanted to say Hi
March 2nd, 2003
Hey Matt. (homer, hehe)
Just saw the episode this address was in (in syndicate) and thought we’d see if it were real. Very cool that it is. Keep up the humor!!:)
Beth and Keith
Harrisburg, Pa
March 2nd, 2003
Homer just wanted to say Hi
March 2nd, 2003
Hi Homer!!!!
I’m cooking some bacon just for you.But you have to come up from kentucky to New Hampshire to get it. Happy Days!!!! Comical Regards and God Bl(i)ss, Teresa
March 2nd, 2003
homer rock’s!!!
March 2nd, 2003
MMMMMM DONUTS
MMMMMMM DOUGHNUTS
March 2nd, 2003
HOMER I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN. KEEP MAKEING MORE SHOWS WE CAN’T GET ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
March 2nd, 2003
Hi Homer!
I really love your show. Just curious any more clues on where Springfield is? One episode had the St. Louis arch in it…..any relation? My favorite episode was the one where you had bought the firebird convertible from the police auction, I have the same car, color, and year!
Your show is great, me and everyone I know watch it all the time!
Thanks,
Johnny Marbry
Tennessee
March 2nd, 2003
hI!!!!!!
HOMER I WASH YOUR SHOW ALL THE TIME I THINK YOU ARE THE BEST CARTOON…KEEP THE GOOD WORK GOING…FROM THE NUMBER ONE FAN
March 2nd, 2003
We love the Simpsons! I watch them everyday, and Homer is my favorite character. Eric’s to. I have thoroughly enjoyed your show for many years, if it ever stopped, I would shrivel up and die. Thank you for the years of entertainment bliss.
Eric loves Heather, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.
March 2nd, 2003
Flanders is a big dumb jerk!!
Tee Hee Hee
I am just like Homer
Signed,
MR. X
March 2nd, 2003
The two funniest lines ever:
“You don’t have to take that off no punk ass crab!”
“My uncle died of crotch dots!”
Absolutely endless humor, do not ever stop!
P.S. (My boyfriend is a Simpson finatic, and is constantly saying how he is turning into you!
Thanks,
Patty French
Tennessee
March 2nd, 2003
Shrivel and die!
March 2nd, 2003
(if you ever ever become sadistic enough to take the show away.)
March 2nd, 2003
“Best episode ever!”
March 2nd, 2003
I guess it’s true there is a web site! Love the show can’t get enough of it, keep em comming.
Vern
Indianapolis,In
March 2nd, 2003
HOMER I LIVE IN PHENIX CITY ALABAMA I AM 47B YEARS OLD YOU AND YOUR FAMILY HELP ME STAY SANE IN THIS WACY SCREWED UP WORLD. THANSK ,MOE43
March 3rd, 2003
im a fat ass just like you ummmmmmmmmmmm… hamburgers
March 3rd, 2003
Thank God I’m not the only loser to actually check if this site existed. Love ya Homer. P.S., You look great for what you put youself through.
Never stop. Thanks
March 3rd, 2003
If the show ever cancles I will go to fox studios with my buddies with armor hot dogs strapped to our chest… PLEASE JOIN ME…. it will be a great day for all of us.
March 3rd, 2003
Reading replies to the noted email, I have come to the conclusion that American television watchers are complete morons.
Television is great and I watch my fair share but I still remember to read and compose legible sentences. What would possess someone to write an email with such imprecision?
I am an american dropout, the school system fails.
mike-
March 3rd, 2003
show is slammin, love every min. of it.family and i grab a seat 6:30-7:30 afull hour whatta show write back soon pterrellm@aol.com
March 26th, 2003
Why would anyone bother leaving a comment for Homer on this page? It doesnt make any sense.
At least email it to him using the email address above…..
April 8th, 2003
Homer, you are the STUPIDEST man on tv. If you weren’t a cartoon, I’d probably hate you too. Keep up the good work!
April 10th, 2003
Homer, since you like beer and anything with alcohol in it, here’s a song for you to check out: Dave Gahan - Bottle Living.
I think you will like it.
April 11th, 2003
Quit sleuthing on the internet and visit me at djdstyles.com, lousy sleuths…
- jeebs
May 13th, 2003
i am new tie wearink
all this yelling is taking away my horny
July 4th, 2003
HI Homer!
I LOVE your show! I don’t know what I would do if it didn’t air anymore. My life would be worse. My fav. episode is the one with Social Worker Gabriel (the guy who Homer thinks is an angel). They get that robot lady that says ” My name is Zola(i think). I’m here to talk in a nice, constructive manner.” Then she shouts ” DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY!” That is sooo funny! I also like the one where.. actually all of them are my favorite. Sometimes you get on my nerves, though, I still like you. OK. Thanks. BYE!
October 12th, 2003
You’re all nuts.
March 19th, 2005
We are from Greeley Colorado and we are close cousins
we are big fans of the simpsons! and we have almost have all the items of Homer J. Simpson.We also have all the episodes of the simpsons on tape, We want to know if you will play some of the old simpsons shows. We are both 12. Write us back.
From,
megan wolfe
MIGUEL LEON