Homer’s Email
February 5, 2003
“Thousands of Simpsons fans have got e-mails — from Homer himself! His e-mail address — chunkylover53@aol.com — appeared on an episode of the cartoon.
Homer had hired a private detective to keep an eye on Lisa and the snoop e-mailed him back at that address.
Straight away, thousands of fans sent in messages to see if they’d get a reply.
And they did! (Although, as of this writing the address is now defunct according to a test email I sent to the email address, which was bounced back to me.)
The show’s writer Matt Selman logged in the night that the episode aired and the inbox was immediately filled with the maximum number of responses.
“He’s tried to answer every one of them and then as soon as he answers a hundred, a hundred more pop in,” said The Simpsons executive producer, Al Jean.
“He’s trying to answer them as Homer and give advice.”


39 comments
Hello, Homer. I?am writing you from Croatia, so forgive me is my spelling is wrong. I just
want to say to you that you are my favorite cartoon. I have seend this e-mail adress on the
Internet (www.iskon.hr) and wantet to answer you. I?am 21 years old
). Just keep up the
good work. P.S. Sometimes you remind me on my dad.
by Alen on February 13, 2003 at 5:36 am. #
hi what’s up homer i’m from detroit,Mi and i just wanted ti send you and e-mail to see if i can ge a reply and i watch your show all the time i love when you try to kill bart my mom said that the show was bad and they have to much profanity in it but i can’t help but to watch it anyway because it’s funny i’m 15
by starr on February 13, 2003 at 11:20 pm. #
HI HOMER
JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOUR SHOW ME AND MY BOYFRIEND BRIAN WATCH YOU SHOW EVERY NIGHT AND WE LOVE YOU. I HEARED YOU HAD A WEB SITE ON THE RADIO SO I WANTED TO TRY IT.
HAVE A NICE DAY
LOVE
BRIAN AND ELSA
23 YR AND 19 YR
by Brian and Elsa on February 16, 2003 at 2:04 am. #
homer,
mmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm beer!!!!!!!
by bill on February 16, 2003 at 3:04 pm. #
IM WITH ADMIRAL STUPID –>
by Erik on February 20, 2003 at 11:36 pm. #
your’e the best cartoon for the grown up’s so dont have a cow man.
by susan1125q on February 21, 2003 at 2:31 am. #
it’s geat to have a role model
by joe on February 22, 2003 at 5:05 pm. #
Homer,
my top 5 lines:
I liked it when I threw the pudding.
Is it noon already?
I’ll have 2 pounds of bristols toffee please, and don’t wrap it too tightly I’m hungry now.
He’s playing wiggle puppy.
Thanks for the nose news neighbor.
One of your biggest fans.
Brandy
by Brandy on February 26, 2003 at 3:22 pm. #
Homer just wanted to say Hi
by mel on March 2, 2003 at 8:49 pm. #
Homer just wanted to say Hi
by mel on March 2, 2003 at 8:50 pm. #
Hey Matt. (homer, hehe)
Just saw the episode this address was in (in syndicate) and thought we’d see if it were real. Very cool that it is. Keep up the humor!!:)
Beth and Keith
Harrisburg, Pa
by Beth and Keith on March 2, 2003 at 8:50 pm. #
Homer just wanted to say Hi
by mel on March 2, 2003 at 8:50 pm. #
Hi Homer!!!!
I’m cooking some bacon just for you.But you have to come up from kentucky to New Hampshire to get it. Happy Days!!!! Comical Regards and God Bl(i)ss, Teresa
by teresa on March 2, 2003 at 8:50 pm. #
homer rock’s!!!
by mindy & rusty on March 2, 2003 at 8:56 pm. #
MMMMMM DONUTS
MMMMMMM DOUGHNUTS
by david on March 2, 2003 at 8:59 pm. #
HOMER I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN. KEEP MAKEING MORE SHOWS WE CAN’T GET ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
by GIACOMO on March 2, 2003 at 9:01 pm. #
Hi Homer!
I really love your show. Just curious any more clues on where Springfield is? One episode had the St. Louis arch in it.….any relation? My favorite episode was the one where you had bought the firebird convertible from the police auction, I have the same car, color, and year!
Your show is great, me and everyone I know watch it all the time!
Thanks,
Johnny Marbry
Tennessee
by johnny marbry on March 2, 2003 at 9:01 pm. #
hI!!!!!!
HOMER I WASH YOUR SHOW ALL THE TIME I THINK YOU ARE THE BEST CARTOON…KEEP THE GOOD WORK GOING…FROM THE NUMBER ONE FAN
by Jesus.A.Hoyos on March 2, 2003 at 9:04 pm. #
We love the Simpsons! I watch them everyday, and Homer is my favorite character. Eric’s to. I have thoroughly enjoyed your show for many years, if it ever stopped, I would shrivel up and die. Thank you for the years of entertainment bliss.
Eric loves Heather, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.
by Lisa and Eric on March 2, 2003 at 9:10 pm. #
Flanders is a big dumb jerk!!
Tee Hee Hee
I am just like Homer
Signed,
MR. X
by WELDON on March 2, 2003 at 9:13 pm. #
The two funniest lines ever:
“You don’t have to take that off no punk ass crab!“
“My uncle died of crotch dots!“
Absolutely endless humor, do not ever stop!
P.S. (My boyfriend is a Simpson finatic, and is constantly saying how he is turning into you!
Thanks,
Patty French
Tennessee
by patty french on March 2, 2003 at 9:16 pm. #
Shrivel and die!
by Lisa on March 2, 2003 at 9:18 pm. #
(if you ever ever become sadistic enough to take the show away.)
by Lisa on March 2, 2003 at 9:23 pm. #
“Best episode ever!”
by Timmy on March 2, 2003 at 9:34 pm. #
I guess it’s true there is a web site! Love the show can’t get enough of it, keep em comming.
Vern
Indianapolis,In
by VERN on March 2, 2003 at 9:46 pm. #
HOMER I LIVE IN PHENIX CITY ALABAMA I AM 47B YEARS OLD YOU AND YOUR FAMILY HELP ME STAY SANE IN THIS WACY SCREWED UP WORLD. THANSK ‚MOE43
by MOE43 on March 2, 2003 at 10:17 pm. #
im a fat ass just like you ummmmmmmmmmmm… hamburgers
by javier on March 3, 2003 at 12:08 am. #
Thank God I’m not the only loser to actually check if this site existed. Love ya Homer. P.S., You look great for what you put youself through.
Never stop. Thanks
by Mazz on March 3, 2003 at 12:22 am. #
If the show ever cancles I will go to fox studios with my buddies with armor hot dogs strapped to our chest… PLEASE JOIN ME.… it will be a great day for all of us.
by HOJU on March 3, 2003 at 2:21 am. #
Reading replies to the noted email, I have come to the conclusion that American television watchers are complete morons.
Television is great and I watch my fair share but I still remember to read and compose legible sentences. What would possess someone to write an email with such imprecision?
I am an american dropout, the school system fails.
mike–
by monster on March 3, 2003 at 3:03 am. #
show is slammin, love every min. of it.family and i grab a seat 6:30–7:30 afull hour whatta show write back soon pterrellm@aol.com
by pamela madison on March 3, 2003 at 11:44 pm. #
Why would anyone bother leaving a comment for Homer on this page? It doesnt make any sense.
At least email it to him using the email address above.….
by Bob on March 26, 2003 at 7:03 am. #
Homer, you are the STUPIDEST man on tv. If you weren’t a cartoon, I’d probably hate you too. Keep up the good work!
by garry on April 8, 2003 at 1:07 am. #
Homer, since you like beer and anything with alcohol in it, here’s a song for you to check out: Dave Gahan — Bottle Living.
I think you will like it.
by Someone on April 10, 2003 at 4:16 am. #
Quit sleuthing on the internet and visit me at djdstyles.com, lousy sleuths…
- jeebs
by Jeebus_Resurrected on April 11, 2003 at 3:18 pm. #
i am new tie wearink
all this yelling is taking away my horny
by crazy vlaclav on May 13, 2003 at 6:00 am. #
HI Homer!
I LOVE your show! I don’t know what I would do if it didn’t air anymore. My life would be worse. My fav. episode is the one with Social Worker Gabriel (the guy who Homer thinks is an angel). They get that robot lady that says ” My name is Zola(i think). I’m here to talk in a nice, constructive manner.” Then she shouts ” DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY!” That is sooo funny! I also like the one where.. actually all of them are my favorite. Sometimes you get on my nerves, though, I still like you. OK. Thanks. BYE!
by Iris on July 4, 2003 at 9:28 pm. #
You’re all nuts.
by Homer on October 12, 2003 at 6:49 pm. #
We are from Greeley Colorado and we are close cousins
we are big fans of the simpsons! and we have almost have all the items of Homer J. Simpson.We also have all the episodes of the simpsons on tape, We want to know if you will play some of the old simpsons shows. We are both 12. Write us back.
From,
megan wolfe
MIGUEL LEON
by megan wolfe and miguel leon on March 19, 2005 at 5:29 pm. #